Thanks, Kent.
mmmmmm… sugar …
Now THAT was funny, Mr. Brockman! 
Aww, don’t you just love it when these things have happy endings?
JuanitaTech:
Thanks, but…
No, not West Virginia.
C’mon, guess again!
Well, I see I missed the big brouhaha.
I figured carrot’s comments were in the same vein as mine. I mean, I said I was worried gays would be sucking dick instead of translating intercepted arabic communiques, and he built an even better pun on what I said.
It’s that fucking Ender you gotta watch out for. Jesus.
No shit. He’s one of them.
You know…a lawyer! shudder
oh no no no. Just a lawyer in training. You know, those larva you see at the bottom of the trash can and start screaming AHH AHHH!!! GET THE DAMN HOSE NOW!
That’s me.
Hose? Hell, I grab for the gasoline can.
No, wait. That’s for lawyers. For the maggots, I just use nail polish remover.
As a lawyer, I feel the need to say
[gasoline fire sound]
WOOF!
[gasoline fire sound]
I still haven’t gotten a kiss from Libertarian.
And it hurts.
it hurts as to burn.
Good. So what are you waiting for?
OK. It was a joke. Therefore, I retract my aspersion.
However, you may want to reconsider stuff like that in the future since nobody knows a damn thing about you yet.
But other than that, welcome, make yourself at home, and be cool. 
Aw, jar, you don’t need him. I’ll slip you some tongue any day of the week.
Well, not mine, probably. But I’ll slip you someone’s.
I hear Gollum’s available … 
Sorry, she was only by marriage. Mary Queen of Scots was half Tudor, I believe. Her mother was Henry VII’s cousin.
Or no, her mother was Henry VIII’s SISTER!!!
D’uh! That means that Mary Queen of Scots’s mother was Henry VII’s DAUGHTER! (D’oh!)
Here’s a big ol’ Cherokee kiss. Just for you.
Lib, I appreciate the effort, and I could see why you reacted the way you did. At first glance, I was upset by his post in that thread. His later posts, however, made me reconsider.
I can see why you would call him out, based on the first post in isolation, because it wasn’t funny, and given the tone of the thread, with the Military Apologists waxing poetic about how the ban on gays is a good thing, it sounded serious. But I think it was just a very poor attempt at humor.
Kirk
Well, then. I’m satisfied to say that my intentions were good, but that I overreacted. For that overreaction, I admit that I was wrong, and I apologize to Carrot. Thanks, Kirk.