I kinda dislike carrots.
That is all.
it would be weird if you disliked spuds.
Try making a pumpkin pie, but with grated carrots in place of the canned pumpkin. You’ll never go back!!!
OP, you’ve gotta get your stuff together. You were just an order and a family from supreme irony, and then you go ahead and pit carrots! For shame, Jim, for shame.
What the hell is your problem with apiales anyway?
Fuck those orange witch-nose looking fuckers and their whole carotene-based agenda.
I demand that this controversial thread be locked by the mods immediately!
I kinda dislike Carrot Top.
And that ain’t all.
They’re boring as hell when they’re raw, but try cooking them up in a maple and ginger glaze. SO good.
No. The other way 'round without no icky glaze!!! 
Good! That means at least someone will stay out of my lunch packing drawer. 
My husband agrees with you. We have many vegetable-based arguments.
And how do you feel about potatoes, Mr. Nightshade?
Potatoes are great. I like those.
Carrots are not great. You could say they are greatless.
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This is a bit light weight for the Pit. Moved to MPSIMS.
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Wait, I thought everyone liked Cpt. Ironfounderson.
Damn, now that this isn’t in the pit, I can’t use all the salty language I normally throw towards carrot-haters like you.
Miller, you’ve foiled me once again!
Ha! Take that you carrot appreciating nincompoop!
Carrots… best vegetable ever.
Edit: also best cake.
Well I like carrots. So there!
They’re better than green beans. Which isn’t saying much.