Cartoons you hope won't ever become live-action movies

Speed Buggy!

Jabberjaw.

Or, Scrappy-Doo. :eek:

I mentioned this in another thread, but I recall the rights to a Peanuts live-action movie were acquired by John Hughes about 10 years ago. Fortunately, Hughes has seemed to have lost interest in the project.

Actually, a live-action Peanuts might work if they can successfully capture the humor of the strip when it was at its peak in the 1960’s and get the right director (NOT John “Let’s see how many times I can redo Home Alone before people catch on” Hughes). Wes Anderson frequently references Peanuts in his movies so he might be a good candidate.

Samurai Jack.

Ren & Stimpy

Eeeeewwwww…

Cow and Chicken would be kinda weird.

You had it right the first time. It’s Schulz-no “T.”

Beat me to it! here is more info on this terrible terrible movie…
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dragonball/index.html

**The Laffalympics

The Monchichis**

I had an idea a while back to make a Clutch Cargo parody. Film live actors who don’t talk, just make gestures, then draw in moving lips and dub the dialogue. Sort of the Anti-Clutch.
I still think it could be amusing.

For about five minutes. Maybe they’ll do it on MAD TV or Saturday Night Live.

They definitely should not make The Lord of the Rings into a live action movie. Ralph Bakshi’s epic fantasy masterpiece should not be defiled!

(Note: sarcastic portions of the above may not be so labelled.)

I’d say… every cartoon or comic strip ever created.

But only 90% of all comic books.

I just hope they never try to make Speed Racer into a live action movie. Prolly want to get Tom Cruise to play him and Liam Neeson as Racer X. I’d peg Penélope Cruz as Trixie, but she’s out of the picture…

Rosie O’Donnell might make a good Spritle, however. Not sure who could play a decent Chim-Chim.

There he goes, there goes Speed Racer. He’s a Demon on wheels…

Ah…, brings back fond memories.

Any Looney Tunes. For sure.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:eek:

Ach, laddie. I’ve seen the acursed video myself. A copy rests on my hard drive, in fact. I keep it only in case someone, in the far future, ever claims that such a horrible pilot could never be produced. But I’ll never forgot…as much as I might want to.

Ranchoth
(Prince of Hyperbole)

The Tick
Anyone remember the disastrous attempt at a live action series? I imagine a movie could only be worse.

(SPOON!!!)

*Bloom County

The Far Side* (don’t see how they’d really do that anyway)

Beavis and Butthead (though you might argue that Dude, Where’s My Car and a few other movies have come close)

OTOH

I wouldn’t mind seeing a Foxtrot movie

I can’t make up my mind about South Park

SW: the Phantom Menace
SW: Attack of the Clones