Cast the Donald Trump biopic

I think Kevin Sorbo as Trump would be approved by the administration.

Melania should always be wearing the Spy v Spy hat, but with a brim that’s even more ridiculously wide.

OMG! I never considered who might direct!
Uwe Boll?

Jordan Peele.

I think Trump should be played by a grotesque custom-made Muppet. No human could do him justice.

Let’s go meta and cast Kevin Spacey as Trump.

Good one.

Too bad David Lynch wasn’t still around.

Or Jodorowski.

Forgot from earlier:
Louis CK as Russel Vought.
Sandra Bullock (my goodness I can’t stand her) as Kristi Noem

I wonder what trump would think of an all Black cast, ala Hamilton?

Or maybe a cast of all little folk like in Werner Herzog’s “Even Dwarfs Started Small”.

Or all Oompa Loompas.

Jabba the Hutt in a wig? It would have the “ick” factor down pat.

So far there seems to be no mention of the movie they DID do in 2024. The Apprentice starring Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump which examines his career as a real estate businessman in New York City in the 1970s and 1980s, highlighting his relationship with attorney Roy Cohn.

Steve Miler (the Jewish nazi, not the 1970s singer-songwriter) as Roy Cohn.

If he’s playing Roy Cohn, who is playing Steven Miller?

Roger Stone. With a bald wig over his 1991 vintage hair plugs.