Fire and Fury: Casting

It looks like they’re planning to turn Wolff’s book into a TV series:

Any recommendations for casting?

Stanley Tucci as Trump? I’ll have to think a bit to see if I can come up with any really great suggestions.

Surely Rosie O’Donnell would make a better Trump.

Alec Baldwin as Trump, surely.

Trump - Pacino
Bannon - Bill Murray
KellyAnne - Courtney Cox
Pence - Christopher Lee
Spicer - Vince Vaughan
Mooch - Adam Sandler

Would it be a comedy? Because I think it will be impossible to cast Trump, or to portray him, in such a way that he’s not a cartoon character. Doing it that way would be the easy way, but I’d like to see it taken seriously. Don’t get someone to do a Trump impersonation, get someone with serious acting chops to play the role. Like a Russell Crowe, Jeff Bridges, Ed Harris, maybe even a Mel Gibson. Stanley Tucci’s not a bad suggestion.

Why get a knock off when you could have the original? He loves acting and it’s not like he’s busy with anything else.
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Too bad Divine is no longer with us. This would be perfect project for John Waters to take on.

Read this in a thread here, so I can’t take credit:

Ivanka - Stormy Daniels

As I continue to post, Aasif Mandvi as Melania Trump.

All he needs is a wig, some dark eyeliner and some pursed lips.

Sean Spicer is pretty much pre-cast. Melissa McCarthy can’t be that busy.

KellyAnne you can save some money and just rent the old Cryptkeeper puppet!

That’s my vote.

Or, I’d go against type and cast Morgan Freeman.

Iggy Pop, with helpful pic. :smiley:

Given that SNL already exists, I don’t know what the point would be. I would hope for a comedy only in the same sense as the movie No Pain No Gain, where the presentation was basically true to life, just the people involved were genuine idiots.

Pity that Philip Seymour Hoffman died. He would have made an excellent Steve Bannon. Hm… John Goodman maybe?

Samantha Mathis as Kellyanne Conway?

Hasn’t Thomas F. Wilson already auditioned for the part of Trump in Back to the Future 2? He seems pretty spot on.

Since Sean Bean is known for dying early, he can be Sean Spicer.

Every player I can think of to play Sarah H. Spicer would look like an insult to strong, conservative women. Plus Anne Ramsey is dead.

I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would have made a better Bannon. Since he’s not available how 'bout post mugshot Nick Nolte?

Lady Gaga should me Melania, that kid without the collarbones from Stranger Things to play Barron.

Andy Samdberg for Jared and Kristen Schaal for Ivanka. Only because I love Kristen and she should be in everything. If you can find someone better for Ivanka she could play Omarosa.

How about a cast of all-Kardashians? If you open it up to ‘spouses and/or exes’ you could have Caitlyn Jenner as Melania. And come on, Kanye as Trump would be just amazing. Dude has the giant ego thing down pat.

Of course that casting might put the actual Trump in the hospital—but sometimes art must be served.

(And it would be a ratings monster.)

They’re going to need a pair of twins, because toddlers are only allowed to perform so many hours on set.

Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think Omarosa is in the book. I think Kristen would be much better in the roll of the Trump Whisperer. For the life of me I cannot remember the young woman’s name. Bannon publicly verbally derided her prompting Ivanka to ask for an ethics investigation. What in the hell is her name?

Anyway-- her. Kristen Schall should play her just for the Bannon beat-down scene.

I still say Mark Hamill would play a great Trump.

Hope Hicks?

Yes! Thank you!