Cast the new A-Team movie, John Singleton needs your help

Murdock - Johnny Depp
Hannibal - Christopher Lee
Face - Noah Taylor
BA - Deep Roy
Amy : Helena Bonham-Carter

touche.

The sillier this gets, the more fun it is to plug in names…
The A[lbion Invasion] Team:

Murdock: Ioan Gruffudd
Face: Martin Henderson [okay, he’s really a Kiwi, but that’s still Commonwealth]
B.A. Baracus: Colin Salmon [after a 3-month bulking up programme]
Hannibal: Kenneth Cranham
The [Woody] A[llen] Team:

Murdock: Jonathan Rhys Myers
Face: Hugh Jackman
B.A. Baracus: whoops! Woody hasn’t written many black characters, has he?
Hannibal: Tony Roberts
Amy: Scarlet Johanssen
The A[tlantic Records] Team:

Murdock: Jason Mraz
Face: James Blunt
B.A. Baracus: Big Kuntry King [who already does bling like B.A., anyway]
Hannibal: Phil Collins [who has actually acted before, in Miami Vice]

thank you - I did mean Kathy Greenwood

The B Team - B as in Bond.

Hannibal: Sean Connery
Face: Pierce Brosnan
Murdoch: Tim Dalton
BA: Jeffrey White
Amy: Samantha Bond

Decker: Judi Dench

“My A-Team Cast”*

Hannibal: John C McGinley (Dr Cox)
Face: Donald Faison (Turk - he’s better looking than the rest)
Murdoch: Zach Braff (a different kind of crazy, but it works)
BA: Neil Flynn (2nd baddest attitude in the cast but McGinley has to lead)
Amy: Sarah Chalke (or Judy Reyes if you want a more intelligent character)

Decker: Ken Jenkins ('nuff said)

  • most every Scrubs episode title starts with “My”; The rest start with “His” or “her”

The Office Team (if they send the B squad)

Hannibal: Toby
Face: Ryan
Murdoch: Creed
BA: Darryl
Amy: Meredith