Casting Trek with Trek Dopers

I volunteer to be the Gorn, I’v been acting like that lately.
Hezzz, Heezzzzz,…

Yes! YES! I’m the eccentric Neelix! I’m the weird, annoying comic relief whom you can’t get rid of! YES!

…At least, I think I am… Could it be that Aesiron actually meant someone actually named “Terrifiel?” Now I’m all insecure… But no, rise above it, I’m just going to assume it’s me. ME!

Does Neelix Dance

Uh huh…oh yeah…break it down now…mm hmm… pelvic THRUST!

…I solemnly swear to take my duty as Straight Dope Morale Officer with the utmost sincerity, Captain Aesiron. Unless you try to fuse me with another Doper, in which case the deal’s off.

Until then, I’ll be taking applications for a potential three-year-old romance interest. THANKYEW!

(Neelix? Cripes, must’ve offended somebody…)

You think YOU offended someone? I keep getting assigned minor characters! And the one person who accepted me as Q threatened me with sanctions from The Continuum!

Well, if I can’t be Q, then I will apply for BabyQ, Trelaine.

But, I gotta be some Q.

I mean, think about it. I’m a trouble maker, I’m very interested in humans, I have great power with no morals, I’m arrogant, I change clothes alot, I’m constantly climbing into bed with different people, I like horses, I got stuck in a comet, er…, closet, I look good in period costumes, the list goes on and on…

BTW, falling for a 3 yr old is weird, even if the species starts to mature at 1 1/2. “Hey, how was I supposed to know she’s only 2? she looks 2 1/2.”

Not quite apropos, but does NoClueBoy’s behaviour in this thread remind anyone else of Bottom from A Midsummer Night’s Dream? Let me play the lion, as well!

I am both offended and flattered.

ha ha ha! Yes, definitely!

I’m shocked that you should think so, Mister NoClueBoy. Perhaps we can agree to disagree. If you can see fit to overlook my idiosyncrasies, I’m sure I can learn to accept your interest in horses and “period costumes.” We could even “trade recipes,” if you take my meaning.

You’ll…you’ll always be my "BabyQ."

Dibs on Phlox because…well…no one else nabbed him yet =)

[A puzzled and upset look on his face] I don’t know why I have been given this role. [long pause, during which he looks around, quite confused] But I intend to fullfill my duty. [delivery consistently becomes more and more forced and awkward, practically yelling at the viewscreen at this point] My crew and I… will… endeavor… to do good… stuff.

:cool: :stuck_out_tongue:

I reserve the right to recast anyone at any time. Okay, it’s settled: NoClueBoy is Kevin Riley–especially when he’s singing “I’ll take you home again, Kathleeeeeen…”
:smiley:

You know what Joe’s mistake was?
He wasn’t born an lrishman.

Sure, I’ll take the continuing role of Kevin.

The play is the thing.

Cripes, so this is what happens when I’m away from my computer all weekend? Man, I miss all the fun! Cute thread, Aesiron].

I want to be Torres, just so I can be a big bitch and then blame it on my Klingon ancestry. As it is, the Irish temper thing only goes so far…

Most of us, unfortunately, might wind up being Barclay. Which, in and of itself, is darn scary. Legion of Barclay!

Failing that, I’d give Harry Mudd a good shot.

Can I be Mary Sue?

Who wants to be Mudd’s women?

The salt vampire?

Mogatu?