AdNoctum, or Adam, and I were having this conversation. Read it. (Don’t ask how we came to discuss castration in the first place. That’s Jester’s fault.)
Now didn’t I fight ignorance?
Ad Noctum SDMB: I’m NEVER gonna get Castrated, I vowed that a LONG time ago
Dazed923: Mmmmmmmhmm.
Ad Noctum SDMB: my wife wants me to?-I’ll say, why don’t you get a Masectomy?
Dazed923: Why would your wife WANT you to get a castration!?
Ad Noctum SDMB: wives like that kinda thing-so they don’t hafta worry about getting pregnant
Dazed923: Ummm.
Ad Noctum SDMB: am I thinking the wrong thing?
Dazed923: Yeah but cutting off your penis isn’t the way most people would go about it.
Ad Noctum SDMB: ACH!!!
Dazed923: I think you might be.
Ad Noctum SDMB: I’m thinking Vasectomy, aren’t I
Dazed923: Yuppers.
Dazed923: No one does castration anymore. its illegal.
Ad Noctum SDMB: huh?!?
Ad Noctum SDMB: Jewishes do…
Dazed923: That’s circumsion, you ignoramus.
Dazed923: And they cut off the foreskin, not the whole thing.
Ad Noctum SDMB: whimpers
Ad Noctum SDMB: I keep getting my words mixed around…
Ad Noctum SDMB: dammit.
Dazed923: That’s okay. Youre ignorant, not stupid.
Ad Noctum SDMB: and you just fought ignorance
Dazed923: I did! this conversation is going to become a thread.
Ad Noctum SDMB: go for it
Dazed923: i may be having the worst week of my life but i did fight ignorance
Ad Noctum SDMB:
Sorry if i was a little harsh. I had to educate the boy, though.
You know I adore you Adam, and would never, ever want to add to your embarassment… I respect you as a cool guy and… I understand that…
aw, hell. I can’t help it, babe. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Anyway they say that even if a man is castrated pregnancy is possible.
I think it had something to do with still being able to produce semen and then pushing from underneith to get it to where it needs to go.
Now, I’m all for freaky things but that seems to time consuming for me.
And I am not sure about all that anyway. I very vaguely remember reading it somewhere.
But Ad, be glad that you were educated now and not later in life when it came time to make that big decision.
I can just about imagine that conversation with a SO, or a doctor.
A little razzing here is nothing compaired to the embarassement you could have had.
You had everything to do with it!! …er, your Majesty. (Okay, wrong thread, I know…but its related.)
On the “Its Good to be the King!” thread, I suggested that Adam be the eunuch. For your vast harem of one, you know? And he didn’t know, so somehow we got into this conversation. Ah. The things we discuss here…
Muhaha. Just when I think that Adam is a worldly sophisticated gentlemen, with knowledge of things such as uracil and exlax and deadly arsenic- I realize there are some things he doesn’t know. (Now that you do know, don’t try these things out on your teacher, baby…please. :))
Oh the poor dear! It’s ok, Ad Noctum, we still like you. I especially like your use of “Jewishes”. Heehee!
I’m reminded of my brother, who when he was much younger, thought, for reasons unbeknownst to us, that “aparthied” meant “prehensile”. So he, all impressed with his vocabulary, saw a monkey or something on TV using its tail to pick things up, and exclaimed “Look! That monkey has an aparthied tail!” Not seeing Nelson Mandela or the ANC, we were quite puzzled until he explained patiently that “aparthied means you can pick stuff up with your tail.” Heeheehee…
