Cat Vectors

[Don_t_Panic]

@simster

I just got it thanks to another thread -

pronouce it like “wanker”

I think I met his brother once,

Master Bai-Ta.

[Master_Wang-Ka]

…Sensei!

[Morgyn]

@FairyChatMom

You need to do an entire volume on Cat Physics. Then maybe you can explain to me how this critter, who eats my house plants despite a feeder dispensing yummy kibbles, can do the precise calculations that enable him to leap from the floor to the exact height required to land ever-so-gently on a half-wall or a table or the bathroom sink. Never a near-miss, never an overshoot.

Then there’s Cat Psychology - why does he do his damnedest to sneak outside, then only run about 30 yards before hunkering down and yowling like a pathetic baby till someone carries him back into the house. And why is his sister only content when she curls up on my chest between my face and my book every time I try to read in bed?

Face it, Cats are bizarro aliens placed among us to screw with us. That’s the only plausible explanation.

Robin Wood has written a small pamphlet on Cat Gravity. Gravity is physics, right?