You’re so dumb…
I bet you think this thread is about you…
It’s not every damn day that you see this in GD: the OP apologizes for the postings of someone who basically agrees with him. Why? Because catsix just couldn’t quit whining and attacking people for imaginary insults.
Congrats, catsix! You fucking egomaniac idiot. You think everything is about you, even when it’s explicitly not, and you apparently believe everybody is judging you. Congrats, fucko, you’re paranoid. But this thread actually is about you! Though I bet Carly Simon wouldn’t tell you you’re a fucking dumbass. Get psychological help. Might I add, Osama Bin Laden would be impressed by your hijacking skills. Dipshit.
To recap the thread: Soapbox Monkey started a somewhat snide thread called What’s the point of being vegetarian? But he did want a conversation. 'Dopers typically being reasonable people (I say typically, catsix, you fucking tool), the vegetarians here are not strident. So the responses were along the lines of:
Turns out yosemite is a fucking prophet and then some. A few posts later, in comes Jesus the Meat-Eater, valiantly stabbing himself in the brain for everybody’s sins against him:
Of course, everybody acknowledged this, said no, and tried to proceed rationally because we’re not douchebags.
Hey, the idiot learned something - like I told you, you don’t know what irony means, as I told you. So you dropped ‘ironic’ and started a Holden Caulfield-esque crusade against the ‘hypocrites.’ Of course, J.D. Salinger won awards and acclaim for making up Holden. If an author had made you up, the critics would beat his ass to a bloody pulp. Reasonable replies were wasted on you. I should’ve just gone to the store and bought you some planks and nails to help you with the fucking cross.
Sure they do, and morons like you spur them on. Nobody in the thread was doing it, but what the fuck, you’d need reading comprehension skills to know that.
Alright, we admit it, we love burgers and sausage. But it’s more fun to try and guilt you, because everything in the fucking universe is about you, you pompous prick.
They live in my head, and they won’t shut up! Why won’t they go away! They make me cry myself to sleep at night. WAAAAAHH!!!
You got it, fuckface!
I never started to. But your own words prove that you’re an idiot, so if nothing else I’m less of a preachy asshole than you are - which makes you a hypocrite, since those are the people you’re bitching about. So yeah, I guess I think you’re a moron and I’m not. And eating meat has nothing to do with it. Not that I think you’ll grasp that, or indeed, much of anything else more complex than 2+2=stoppersecutingmeI’mthevictimlookatme!!!