Stay.
Or I’ll mutilate the rest of your cattle.
Different from everybody else. Just like Carol.
Cattle mutilations are so 70’s. Get with the times and say Obama’s not American and stuff.
I mutilating you cattle.
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Ha, I saw those thread titles and thought there must be some sort of internet game called “Cow Mutes.” Didn’t open them until this pitting.
Yes, you did come to the wrong place if you came here looking for people to swallow some sort of “aliens mutilate cattle for their experiments” bullshit. And you can feel free to drop the “if y’all are so smart why can’t y’all think outside the box?” schtick.
You, however, came to the right place for us to mock your inability to express yourself coherently and back up anything you have to say with FACTS and citations to credible sources (not your ufoevolution site).
Trosonut.
Don’t go carol, because then I will never know what you believe… and then I will have to actually research cattle mutes. I do have a job, you know!
You know the worst thing about Cattle Mutes? Trying to spell ‘moo’ in sign language with hooves is a bitch.
Maybe and maybe not. I’m leading up to that, letting you figure it out for yourself… Let’s just say that you should think of different spellings. Every hear of Charles Dikkins, the famous Dutch author?
I was going to say that the worst thing was trying to figure out where this goes.
It’s not where you think - it’s a horn mute.
Yeah, it keeps coming out ‘crapple moots’.
It was the best of clues, it was the worst of clues . . . .
Sanity? Intelligence? Reason?
I loved his Sale of Two Titties.
I’ve heard of his brother Richard, the famous Dutch evolutionary scientist. Does that count?
Marley is most certainly not dead. He’s just pining for the fjords.
I saw a troll mutilated out near a Stream.
Can’t we talk about a more modern conspiracy, like fluoridation?
His brother David ran New York City into the ground.