I’ve read “Ethyl the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying”, but I don’t think she was mute.
I missread this as five minutes of *my wife *and a handful of brain cells.
It was oddly compelling.
That reminds me! I’m remarried now and have a different ring! I have to recheck!
Yep! it fits! So does hubby’s (in his nose, not mine!)
My having a wife is illegal in my state. Luckily, having a brain (or just a handful of cells) is not.
The paranoiacs are certainly coming out of the woodwork lately. I think the government is putting something in the water. shifty eyes
That was hilarious. Worth reading the entire thread.
What do you think? The space bar on her computer is broken? Or she’s missing a thumb?
Or, y’know, blacker than black alien activity?
Either her hands or her spacebar has been muted.
Did he ever get around to finishing that?
Oh, and I though maybe you’d went all dyslexic on us, but apparently dastard is a real word. I’ve heard of dastardly, so I should have figured it out…
Really? I always thought “dastard” was a joke word, a mistaken nounification* of “dastardly”. No idea that it was really real.
*Nounification: turning something into a noun. Not a real word either.
Misspelled fnords.
This is for carol_nistri:
Boy, you are one fucking stupid cow, aren’t you?
Is a niggardly person a niggard?
Yes. In act 4 of Macbeth, Macduff tells Ross “Be not a niggard of your speech; how goes’t?” Malcolm interrupts and says “I prithee, cos’, use not that word. It soundeth much like t’other word many uncouth villains use to describe Ethiopes, blackamoors and men of Ind, and divers persons with skin like blackest pitch.” Macduff then makes a long speech about “Wherefore might they use that word when they talk amongst themselves and yet gentlemen like you and I durst not say it?” Malcolm tells him to drop it and Ross tells Macduff he has bigger problems anyway because his family has just been killed. The whole thing is considered one of the most unnecessary PC diversions in Shakespeare. But it did inspire Robert Armin’s famous comedy routine “That Niggard’s Crazy.”
Well done, sir, well done!
Very well done! :golf clap:
Read this thread, read the other thread.
What’s wrong with you people?
Crop circles are caused by hippy types rolling around trying not to spew on their sandals after ingesting mushrooms of the magic type.
Everyone knows cattle mutilation are caused by werewolves.
The bastards.
I know this is far off topic but read the original thread that lead to this (cant find it now) but, is the whole crop circle business supposed to happen over night, or cant they take a few days to make! I know a few areas out in the country the only thing that flies overhead is commercial airliners, never any single engine ‘crop duster’ type planes! Use to live right infront of a corn field, we use to go build things out in the corn and play and not see the farmers out there for days!
Sure, you’d like us to believe that, wouldn’t you? Who is paying you to spread this disinformation hmmmmmmm? Maybe some black ops guys?
Go ahead and collect your payment. Your 40 pieces of cow anus.
We’re onto you.