Cecil Adams you've earned it!!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Dear Mr. Cecil Adams Congratulations!

If-this-is-Saturday-then-it must-be-Antigua!!
That’s right you have earned a trip for two to the Caribbean courtesy of Barelyafloat cruises lines. Three days two nights all-inclusive to five exciting ports though out the Antilles and Lesser Antilles.

Why me you might ask? Simple, your name has been submitted by one of your loyal posters on SDMB and because of that, you were selected as part of our demographic survey of message board owners though out the US and Canada to participate in an exciting drawing for this totally free prize.

Pack your bags!!!

Because the trip date is set for June 1st, 2000. Value of this exciting prize is $1800.00. Should your name not be drawn during our big send off drawing in the beautiful city of Miami, Florida you are already guaranteed a beautiful genuine simulated wood grain Silvania 12” television set. Please call this toll free number right now to contact your agent in charge of this free wonderful summer vacation package. 1-800-555-SUCKUP. Hurry, space is limited. Let’s let the fun begin!

Bon Voyage!

*Your prize can only be claimed in the event that you welcome one of your loyal posters aha the submitter of your name, to this message board. Upon notification of aha that he has in fact been welcomed, your prize will be awarded in Miami, Florida on May 31st 2000. However said welcome must be posted before midnight on Tuesday May 9th, 2000. Prize recipients are responsible for travel to and from embarkation ports. All cruise winners will be accommodated in steerage only. Some restrictions apply. Any legal controversy arising from this giveaway will be settled in an Oklahoma court of law. *

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Oh, my sides!

aha, you’re quickly becoming a legend. :smiley:

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LOL . aha your a f**king nut and you’ve got a set of brass ones .

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Ha!

And this is only Saturday too! I wonder how low he’ll sink by Monday night.

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TRICKERY?? You think TRICKERY is going to get you a welcome?? Come on aha, I know your deperate but pa-lease! You forget your dealing with the smartest human being! I take it back… I hope you NEVER get your welcome! (to borrow from wally) **PUTZ![/b}

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Somebody really needs to archive all of these aha threads under one link.

I salute you, dude!

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I don’t see how he can possibly say no, I really don’t. Good for you, aha!

Catrandom

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aha, dear, you realize, don’t you, that now you will never get a response from Cecil? Instead, he is going to sit back in his lounge chair and wait to see what improbable insanity you will come up with next.

Has it occurred to you that he might be on vacation? What if he’s already on a cruise, and won’t be back until next weekend?

I hope the thought doesn’t give you nightmares tonight.

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My God… I feel for his WIFE! Can you imagine being married to this person and not letting him have his way on an issue??? Your wife must be a saint, or insane by now. L

aha you are a comedic suckup God!!

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At the risk of ego stroking, that was quite brilliant, how could anyone resist such an invitation?

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Hey aha, how low are you going to sink ?
What is next on your agenda?
You are the A number 1 butt kisser in the world.

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Don’t salute him! Don’t encourage him! The guy won’t let up, he’s pissing me off bigtime!

Aha, shut up about it already!!

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You can learn more about obsessive/compulsive disorder by clicking this link to the National Institute of Mental Health.

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GuanoLad, just lighten up, okay.

If it bothers you, don’t open the thread.

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aha, you on a run, boy, and there’s nothing left to do but to go for the gusto. Time for the crescendo!

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aha you make me laugh friend.
Everytime I read one of your posts I envision Ross Perot.
I can even here his saying,“there is this BIG sucking sound Up there in Oklahoma.” “you can tell by my charts and graphs that the way aha bends his kness to get to the prosterior is all wrong!” “This will destory the US economy.”

Osip

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(perot voice) welll that jest sad see…

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“Never use the word bribe to a cop in a crowded area.”
–Munch

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** aha, I see a book in YOUR future! ** And don’t just take that from ME either, I called the Psychic Hotline to get advice on this situation from ** experts!**

They said, AND I quote, ‘aha, will definitely be writing a book, or maybe he’ll be IN a book, or was it…having a book thrown at him…?’ Something like that, yeah, THAT’s the ticket!

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Cecil,

I advise you to hold out for the brand new Porsche and a date with Jennifer Lopez. By the way this is going, I’d say, Monday at about 11:00 P.M. Keep the faith, aha.