Cecil B. Demented??

whats that all about?? i heard its the name of some movie.
i wonder if its related in any way :slight_smile:

For goodness sake! Its the new movie coming out this summer by the wonderful John Waters.

John’s an old friend of mine (she says, name-dropping shamelessly). He’s been working on this for years (funding troubles). I think it’s about a film student who kidnaps his favorite star and forces her to be in his low-budget movie. I might add that John has YET to cast ME in one of his films . . . Too gorgeous and mainstream, I guess . . .

Man, Eve knows John Waters. You are officially the coolest person I virtually know.

No, John Waters knows Eve! He is soooo damn cool!

Eve! Buddy, pal!

Tell John I’m available and that I’m willing to lick furniture (but I don’t do windows).

Me too! I was voted in school MostLikely To be in a John Waters Movie…

Why, Inky and Peaches—are you willing to prove you are indeed the Filthiest Dopers Alive?

. . . You know how to do it . . .

—“Babs Johnson”