After watching John Waters’ latest opus, Cecil (not ours) B. Demented, I decided it was time I took the rebellious for a little spree.
I AM TOTORO B. DEMENTED, and you’re in my movie. If you look at the camera, you will be shot.
I need a group of those with a gripe about the movie industry, movie goers, anything mainstream related, and I want to take YOU and make you a star. Together, we are going to destroy a world that thrives on the stupidity of the consumer.
Tell me that you’ll help me, tell me why, tell me someone whose work you can admire that doesn’t SUCK! Tell me your vision…
I AM TOTORO B. DEMENTED! Hey, hey, mpaa, how many movies did you censor today?
I don’t even know what I wanted to do when I started it. So I thought, why the hell not, leave it open ended. I just wanted to start something like this. Just be mad at the world, and (via this thread) film it. You might try something like this.
Ext. Hollywood Video (pan into hollywood video)
TOTORO, dressed as the character of his name walks in, with large bomb strapped to chest. He is followed by his legion of rebellious filmmakers. They are filming. Pan to very surprised workers.
TOTORO: This store makes a mockery of the film business. What self-respecting video store would play nothing but disney films over and over again?
CUT TO: Manager-type.
MANAGER: It’s not my fault, I don’t watch movies!
TOTORO: NO EXCUSES!
It goes on like this. Go anywhere you want, me demons!