Even though the show has been off the air for some time, I always pull out my dvds and a few old VHS tapes to get my Mystery Science theater 3000 kick. Recently I recieved a box set in the mail which included "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" and ***“Space Mutiny”. ***I prefer Joel to Mike, but still I was cracking up at those episodes. But watching those movies I realized that there is no way I could ever sit through them without Mike and the 'bots riffing away. That made me wonder…how the hell did those movies ever get made?
I mean, especially Space Mutiny? It was incredibly bad! How could anyone create a piece of crap like that and think it was even worthy of being released? People say that ***“Manos: The Hands of Fate” ***is one of the worst MST3k’d movies, but Manos, as stupid as it was made more sense than Space Mutiny. I don’t want to post any spoliers for people who might not have seen it, but seriously, it made me want to slap everyone that was in that movie. The best parts of it were the outer space scenes and they were stock footage from the original Battlestar Galactica! (I will concede that the movie was made in the late 80’s so the filmmakers probably thought no one would remember BSG)
"Overdrawn at the Memory bank" just didn’t make sense. Did the fat guy rule the world or just the company? (Mikes line of “To Wendy’s” when the fat guy is in the limo had me crying) Why was the main character “different” from everyone else? If this world was supposed to be some kind of cyberpunk dystopia it sure was a bright cheery one. Who the heck thought this would be a good movie, even for PBS? Did Raoul Julia need the money that bad?
There are plenty of really bad movies on MST3K or not, but movies like the ones I mentioned baffle me. I once wrote an online review for ***Iron Thunder ***(a really, really bad cheap movie with Richard Hatch!) and the director actually emailed me to tell me how I was wrong about his movie being bad. I wish I still had a copy of it. Because I don’t see how anyone can defend crappy movies like that or others…especially people that are supposed to know what they’re doing. (Like I replied to that guy, “I’ve never baked a cake but I know when one tastes like shit”. )
So what movies do you consider the worst you’ve ever seen? I kind of think of movies in these kinds of examples…
*Bad, but I can sit through it, and enjoy on some level: *
Rest Stop. Bad movie, kind of stupid, but makes a teeny bit of sense in its own little universe where the laws of common sense don’t directly apply. There are plenty of “horror” movies that fit into that category.
Awful. I can’t actually make it through this movie. May cause brain damage:
**The Doom Generation. **
Never made it through more than 20 to 30 minutes in this crime against humanity. I actually wanted to hire hitmen to wipe out anyone involved in it.
**The Breed. **
Made no sense. Was extremely stupid. Will make you want to raze eastern Europe.
So bad its good.
Omega Doom was one of the dumbest, cheapest, stupidest movies I’ve seen. Rutger hauer owes everyone an apology for it. But its so dumb, its almost fun to watch. A lot of b hooror movies fall into this, only because they often have hot chicks (who can’t act, but…) in them. If it was never on MST3K it should have been. (If memory serves it was an Albert Pyun directed movie and other than The Sword and the Sorceror…which falls into the So bad its good category for me…his movies are mostly unwatchable.)