On the thread about defining up and down in the Mailbag board: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000229.html
Of course, that means I really flubbed one. But at least I got Cecil’s attention!
Okay, you can go back to what you were doing.
Cool! Can I touch you?
I sure hope you’re old because your 15 minutes of fame are spent; life is downhill from here.
That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.
– Phædrus –
It’s a holy Irishman! Look! Look! Where do you live? We must build a shrine! Can you cure scrofula?
Hey! What happened to all the snakes?
from Minxsmom:
You can touch me anytime. 