Inspired by this thread.
I would choose to go lesbian before I would choose to get laid by Jerry Seinfield and/or Woody Allen
Funny question.
Flavor-Flav. And Woody Allen, too.
I would become straight before choosing to get it on with Richard Simmons. Do I get bonus points since he is in all likelyhood gay himself? 
There are plenty! I’ll be brief…
I must agree with Woody Allen & Flavor-Flav
Steve Buscemi
Jeff Goldblum
Owen Wilson
John Goodman
Kevin Spacey
pretty much anyone over 60 (sorry, don’t hate)
When are some guys gonna weigh in? Speaking of weighing in …
Courtney Love. Rosie O’Donnell. Lisa Lampanelli. I suppose I could muster the nerve to grudge fuck Cameron Diaz, but the thought disturbs me. I know, you’re thinking, “she isn’t a fat bloated mess like the other three!” Perhaps not, but she does look like a coked up disease bag who sits on a beach all day, and I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. The sad thing is she used to be rather fetching before she made it big. She used to have have glowing fair skin and a normal body weight.
As long as we could pair it with a celebrity you’d cross over for?
I second Rosie. And add Ann Coulter, although we’re not sure on that one.
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When are some guys gonna weigh in? Speaking of weighing in …
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I see how it is, I don’t count. ::sniffle::
Bruce Willis. Pauly Shore. Rod Stewart. Say, this is easy! Shall I go on?
Rosie O’Donnell
Oprah
Hilary Clinton
Madonna
Paris Hilton (really, any of that circle - you know the ones)
Britney (though I’d be ALL OVER Christina)
Coulter has to be up there.
The one that initially came to my mind was Sandra Bernhard.
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When are some guys gonna weigh in?
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Last time I checked, I’m a guy. Either that or I have an 8 inch clitoris.
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Last time I checked, I’m a guy. Either that or I have an 8 inch clitoris.
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Nice way to squeeze in your penis size. But you didn’t answer the question so we can’t count you, even though you checked out your manhood.
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Coulter has to be up there.
The one that initially came to my mind was Sandra Bernhard.
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Yep, I’m adding her.
And the Evil Spawn of Joan Rivers
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Yep, I’m adding her.
And the Evil Spawn of Joan Rivers
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What about Joan herself?
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Nice way to squeeze in your penis size. But you didn’t answer the question so we can’t count you, even though you checked out your manhood.
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You’re right. I was in the wrong thread. I mistakenly thought this was the other thread about which celebrity you’d turn gay for, to which I did contribute. Must have been the blood rushing to my clitoris.
To answer this thread, I would go gay before having relations with Greta Van Sustern or Anne Coulter.