Can we share him? He has been a naughty naughty boy!
Jennifer Love Hewitt, in the conservatory, with a baseball glove.
Paris Hilton; but she’d probably enjoy it too much.
Based on what I saw on the video, you wouldn’t be able to tell if she was enjoying it.
Apparently, it would be much like spanking a corpse. But warmer.
This is a guy thing. I don’t want to spank any guys. But I don’t really want to be spanked by any celebrities, either. What’s an appropriate substitute for girls?
Chocolate?
:d&r:
Rufus Wainwright
Well, Heath Ledger and Hugh Jackman both told me they wanted to spank you, Anaamika, but it’s a time-sensitive offer. They may move on to other things.
Sean Penn.
Oh, you said spanked, not lashed…
In that case, Ricky Martin, Matt Damon (big spankable booty there) and Jude Law are all vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy bad.
Michael Jackson.
With a horse whip.
Matt Damon totally needs to be spanked by Jude Law! It should be the alternate ending to The Talented Mr. Ripley.
Justin Theroux surely needs to be spanked. By me. I probably only thought of him because he’s been in movies with Drew Barrymore, but honestly it’s outrageous that he hasn’t been spanked by me.
Eminem- half for his textbook narcicism (yes, WE KNOW YOU HAD A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER, GET OVER IT!) and half because boy is hot.
Paris Hilton. Although I’d really favour punching her over spanking her.
Okay, the mental image of a nekkid Hamish spanking a nekkid Rufus will be a standard in my fantasy life now.
I’d spank Madonna if she promised to never, ever appear in a movie again.
So how you doin’?
Brittany Murphy. Needs to be spanked. Very, very hard.
As does Jessica Alba.
Bad girls. Very bad girls.
:: runs off to imdb ::
Hmm, Hugh Jackman not so much, but this Heath Ledger person I like. How did he escape my notice for so long??? He’s cute.
Ewan McGregor…with his lightsaber handle. Mmmm
Mena Suvari looks very spankable.