Celebrities who need to be spanked.

To be honest, I don’t know exactly how this crossed my mind - I was watching the Daily Show and Drew Barrymore came on. For whatever reason I thought to myself that Drew Barrymore needs to be spanked, by me.

I originally was going to poll Dopers with the post “Drew Barrymore needs to be spanked: Yea or Nay?” Then I realized that not everybody is going to feel the same way about Drew as I do/did.

So, what celebrities need to be spanked by you? It can be for ill behaviour or some sexual fetish - I don’t care and I don’t judge. Who makes you want to break out the fur lined paddle?

Mmmm, Fran Drescher. Gwen Stefani. Kate Winslet. Jessica Alba. And did I mention Fran Drescher?

I concur. I’ve run into her twice, and she’s been really annoying both times. In fact, last time she screeched in my ear. Please, spank her until she shuts the hell up.

Oh, wait a minute. You mean as in some kind of sexual fetish manner, don’t you? Hmm…I don’t really find her appealing; kind of underdone, hyperactive, and vacuous.

I’m not really into the spanking thing, but I think I could manage it for Kate Winslet…and she’d probably enjoy it. :eek:

Stranger

Mario Lopez, 50 Cent, Constantine, and Barry Bonds.

Martha Stewart could use a spanking. :slight_smile:

I would spank Jessica Alba all day long. And Drew Barrymore, cuz … well, just because. And Zhang Ziyi. Lindsay Lohan. Britney Spears. Michelle Branch. Christina Applegate. And Ashley Simpson, but not in a sexual way.

Before I opened this thread, the first person that came to mind was … Drew. Does she flop on her back for every movie co-star she has? Sure seems that way. I kind of like Drew though, she was a rich spoiled brat that went through the whole Hollywood teeny drug thing, now she seems to be having fun just being Drew, and that’s cool.

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind taking a 2X4 and knocking that hair out of her eyes!!! Criminy, woman, BUY A COMB!!!

The whole Simpson clan, along with seedy Nick Lachey, need to be spanked, hard, IMO. They all get on my last nerve.

I’m not a big fan, but I’ll start with Jessica.

I’d feel silly spanking somebody. Could I pick someone to be spanked by?

Drew Barrymore is unbelievably cute. And just such a total sleeze.

True. She’ll need a long, slow spanking.

By hand.

Just one word:
Abso-fuckin-lutely

Amanda Bynes.

A quick look at IMDB confirms that a spanking would be in order.

Prince Harry.

And I’m just the man to do it.

Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.

Drew Barrymore? What about Courtney Love? Of course, they would mean actually having to touch her…EEEEWWWW.

Send Nick and his brother Drew my way… :smiley: