Colin Mochrie.
Wait, did I say Colin Mochrie? I meant Thora Birch.
I have wanted to spank Winona Ryder ever since her shoplifting incident!
so perky yet so naughty…
twitch
Is this a slash thread?
I think Richard Dean Anderson needs to spank Michael Shanks.
Just sayin’.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for mentioning her. I wanted to add her to my list, but I had one of those brain farts where I could not remember her name to save my life.
{raises hand, 
holding a hairbrush}
Sasha Coen needs a spanking.
Susan Sarandon.
Well, they both played 18th Century noblemen recently. I think they need to be in period dress to give you the thrashing you probably deserve. Riding crops and all that.
Neve Campbell most definately needs a spanking by me.
Laura Prepon (Donna) and whatever Jackie’s name is need to spank each other…
You can spank Colin if I can spank Wayne Brady.
Great. Was it good for you, too?
Jennifer Lopez works on so many levels here: for Gigli, for her multiple media romances, for her large “target area”…
I think I really need to give Devon Aoki a good spanking.
I had no idea who Devon Aoki was. But, you are correct, she does need a spanking. And then …
A 2X4? No..but I would seriously love to administer some serious hairbrush correction to her.
I had no idea this was a zombie thread until I got to the very end and was squicked out by all these people wanting to be spanked by dead celebrities.
A zombie that craves G-L-U-U-U-T-E-S.
Zombie porn I guess.
But thanks to the recent release of The Killer Inside Me the spanking of Jessica Alba is no longer a theoretical matter.
Jared Padalecki (there’s a PG-13 rated site dedicated to his backside and called jaredpadelickisass dot com- no nudity unfortunately) and Jensen Ackles from SUPERNATURAL could both stand a good all night spanking. The producers of that show should be flogged (not spanked) for not pushing the nudity taboo or releasing an all nude theatrical release film.
Charlie Sheen and David Arquette deserve to be spanked – long and hard, both of them – but I’m afraid they would only enjoy it and assume that the spanker was just another hooker.
Gaah… there’s just no respect for good old-fashioned discipline these days! (And get off my lawn!)