Mr. Garrison: “Not the Baldwins!!”
I cannot escape Brittany Murphy. She’s freaking EVERYWHERE. Since when did the girl from Clueless and Bongwater and Luanne’s voice from King of the Hill become the friggin’ center of the celebrity UNIVERSE?
In no particular order:
A J-Lo & George Clooney-less world would be simply grand.
I could certainly live a happy life without ever hearing of/from Michael Jackson again…
Same with Avril Lavigne, Sheryl Crow, the Osbourne clan, all reality show people, Alec Baldwin (the other brothers can live, for now), and Whitney/Bobby.
Oh, and Britney/Christina. Duh.
Didn’t you know? Ditzy blondeness sells!
As I explained to my daughter, Canada is part of North AMERICA. She didn’t sing “God Bless The USA” (and while we’re pitching celebs out the window, can someone please defenestrate Lee Greenwood, that opportunistic nitwit??)
We can also get rid of:
Eminem
Billy Mays
Cameron Diaz
Richard Gere
Michael Jackson
Mariah Carey
Martin Lawrence
and
Shania Twain (who I sincerely think is really Fran Drescher)
Christina Aguilara–she looks like an ugly drag queen.
Rosie O’Donnell
J-Lo, Bon Jovi, Pink and Creed.
Any celebrity that has a half thought out, but venomously strong political “agenda.”
This is not directed at any ideology in particular. Just the ones who throw it out there and come off as idiots.
Look at Bono (seemingly left), Martin Sheen (WAY left) and Heston (WAY right). Even if you don’t agree with them, they seem to know their stuff. They are pretty dedicated to their causes. Bono is the best of them, because though he is dedicated to his causes, he is a gentleman about things. The other two are a bit nastier at times.
I can deal with these types.
It the Streisand’s of the world that kill me.
Or Danny Glover. He is the strongest anti-death penalty advocate out there, and yet he routinely stars in movies where he shoots people every five minutes.
A-freaking-men. I disagree quite a bit with, for instance, Robert Redford, Paul Newman and Tom Hanks on several issues. But these gentlemen have CLASS and BRAINS and present themselves well even if I personally disagree with them.
It’s the ones that are shrill, shreaking, uninformed demagogues that annoy the hell out of me: for instance, Alec Baldwin saying on the Tonight Show that a GOP senator and his family should be stoned to death. That sort of thing just ticks me off.
Musically, I am very sick of Christina the Skank, and Creed - note to you, please go away - Creed for a while (a few years), Christina until you take a bath, brush out that hair and put some clothes on.
I’m sick of MTV VJs. That’s why I stopped watching the channel a long time ago.
Haha. I opened this thread only wanting to add my vote for Jennifer Lopez.
I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t hate her. The economy sucks, people are trying to find/keep their jobs, and she’s showing off her pink diamond and singing about how successful she is.
I don’t watch much television anymore except for Enterprise and wrestling so I am only vaguely acquainted with the people you folks are mentioning in this thread.
I am sick of The Rock a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson. Sir, you are played out with your schtick. I can smell what The Rock is cooking and it’s spattered all over my toilet. Your lame attempt at “attitude” died with the 1990s. Stay in Hollywood and don’t come back, you turned your back on wrestling fans giving them lip service by appearing at the big events like Summerslam and Wrestlemania then had the unmitigated gall to say after Stone Cold walked out on the company “If you don’t want to be in the WWE, get the ‘F’ out” but no one has seen you since when? No wonder everyone has gone back to booing you, chanting “Rocky Sucks” and “Die, Rocky, die!” They’re not playing along with some heelish kayfabe but are expressing their true dislike for you as a person and your actions.
I most sincerely hope that your Hollywood career is a successful one for should you go down in flames and be unmarketable as someone who ratted out friends to the HUAC wrestling fans, not even the marks, will give you the time of day no matter how strong of a push Vince McMahon gives your Polynesian candy ass.
Gwyneth Paltrow,.
I don’t need to add another Jennifer Lopez vote. Really, the only way to escape her is to never leave the house, unplug the TV, radio, and Web, and unsubcribe from any and all magazines. If this many people hate her this much, her time in the sun can’t last that much longer (though those shows like Entertainment Tonight will drag it out as long as possible.)
As a wrestling fan, I have to ask you. What the hell does kayfabe mean? And how the hell do you pronounce that?
Carrot Top.
Someone needs to bludgeon him to death with his props.
I’d like to see Prince William drop off the face of the planet just to see what Australian tabloids use to fill 3/4 of their magazines with instead.
Avril, Jennifer Lopez, and most of all Ani DeFranco.