Viggo Mortensen can look like Jesus/Aragorn, he can look like your high school math teacher, he can look like a psycho, and he can go completely unnoticed, a face in the crowd. I swear I don’t know how he does it.
French Stewart. Look at that sweet, beautiful face. I bet he was an adorable kid.
Ted Raimi. He’s smart, he’s talented, he’s his big brother’s butt monkey. If I didn’t suspect that he constantly stinks of cigarettes, I’d be all over him.
Daniel Craig. With that banged-up, lived-in face, his own friends call him “Mr. Potato Head.” He only gets better with age.
Kevin Smith. I swear, if he could lose the weight, learn to dress like a man instead of a college student (a slacker college student at that), and stop swearing every other word out of his mouth, he could be the next George Clooney. He’s got that beautiful smile, that Irish twinkly-eyed thing going, and he’s smart and talented and funny as hell.
Johnny Knoxville, God help me. The Jackass guy, the Dukes of Hazzard guy, he’s gorgeous in a rough kind of way. He’s the redneck who made good. Who knows what he might be capable of… (if he doesn’t kill himself first)?
Jonathon Rhys-Meyers, Neil Patrick Harris, David Tennant, Seth Rogen. Alan Rickman. When any of them are on-screen, I can’t take my eyes off them.
Why are these men “strangely” attractive to me?
Because I am a heterosexual man.
Of course, “attractive” doesn’t necessarily mean I want to bump boots with them; it merely means that I enjoy looking at them. Jason Mewes (long-haired version) however…there’s just something about his ambiguously feminine looks and aggressively masculine personality that makes me want to caress him.
Agreed. I always thought he was strangely sexy on Third Rock From the Sun and I could never explain why.
The same goes for the original person I wanted to nominate…Gary Sinise.
Ever since I was little (maybe 10 and up) I was in love with Gary Sinise and I could never quite explain it. If I look at him objectively, I think he’s not all that attractive but he’s so verile and sexy. It was a highlight of my life to be able to see him in person.
Oh kind of a sinking thread but for some reason the Drew Carey show popped into my mind and I thought “OH! Diedrich Bader!” I loved him as “Jethro” in the Beverly Hillbillies movie too. There’s just something so gleefully silly about him that makes him attractive.
Yeah. I saw her doing a comic role on Broadway a few years back and she really has a nicely taken-care of body. Also, her face and eyes have such character.
