Jennifer “Ugly” Garner and her nasty bf Ben Affleck. Ben sure took a nosedive when he switched Jennifers. But I always knew JLo could and would do much much better.
Didn’t used to dislike her, but Britney Spears and her new hubby are annoying.
Nicole Richie just kinda sucks. Add to that her anorexic pal Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay needs a new group of friends.
Carrot Top
Kelly Ripa
Hunter Tylo ever since she got her lips ballooned up. She looks like shit.
Yes, I dislike celebrities for very superficial reasons. So what?
Paris Hilton
Li’l John
Albert Brooks (except in Finding Nemo)
Katie Couric
Matt Lauer
Jennifer Tilly (that voice!)
Shelly Duvall
Kyra Sedgewick
Tony Danza
Richard Jeni
Adam Sandler (he annoys me more than everyone else on this list put together, with the possible exception of Jerry Lewis)
Jerry Lewis
Jim Carrey (except in “The Truman Show”)
Fran Drescher
Mike Tyson
Paris Hilton
Ashton Kutcher
Two of the three guys from “Friends” (I don’t know their names, but the one I’m not referring to is the one who played the boyfriend on “Wonder Years”–David Schwimmer?)
Pamela Anderson
Ryan Seacrest
Sean Francis Hannity. Or as I like to refer to him, Francis. That bitch and his eyebrows make me want to smash the fuck out of his face with anything sharp or blunt. If I were Alan Colmes, there would be a homicide/suicide my first night on the job.
You’d think the preview post button would eliminate fuck ups. Guess I shouldn’t get that riled up when I post. What I meant to say was, as I like to call him, Francine.
Jeter - God I enjoyed it when he fell into the stands last year.
Jennifer Lopez - ugly, bad actor, bad singer, doesn’t understand the concept of clothes COVERING your in and out bits.
Tom Cruise - I don’t care about his religion. He’s sleezy.
U2 - good lord people, you’ve been around for how many centuries? And your music still all sounds the same.
Keith Urban - I don’t know why
Rascal Flatts - Your music sucks
Paris Hilton - everything is NOT HOT! learn a new god damn word already.
Bob from Bob’s furniture. I don’t know how many of you know him but he’s so friggen annoying.
Mike Bertera from Bertera Auto (a local car dealer). He has an annoying nasal voice and the same mannerisms of Bob from Bob’s furniture.
Janet Jackson - I swear she’s really a castrated man. That voice drives me batty.
I have a lot more but for some reason, I can’t remember them. Actually, I know why. I have Mike Bertera’s voice in my head and it’s killing my few remaining brain cells.
Sheryl Crow: because she won’t bang me.
Madonna: because she probably would.
Kevin Klien: because he is a hack of the highest order.
Santana: the ‘Soul Sacrafice’ drum break. In EVERY song.
Most all the others because they get paid for doin’ nothing. And chicks for free.
Steve Howe I like. A real nice guy. Or so he seems…
I’ve hated Woody Allen from the first time I saw him. I always knew he was sleeze personified. When I saw him on the street during the whole Soon-Yi bruhaha, I had to refrain from slapping him.
Jerry Seinfeld. Sleeze #2.
John Travolta, who I have actually met. The older he gets, the more he looks like a space alien. I’m beginning to think he is one, and Scientology’s myth about other planets was right.
Milla Jovovich. I’m sure she’s a perfectly nice person, and she’s never done anything to wrong me. The problem is my husband thinks she’s hot, and he has a scrapbook full of pictures of her. He doesn’t have a book with even ONE picture of me.
Kind of hurts when your SO puts a celebrity up on a pedestal before you.
Anyway, in the category of wishing the facial transplant was farther on the road to reality:
Steven Tyler: What sins did he commit in a prior existence that he has to look this way?
Jim Carrey: I hate that whole rubber face look.
Meg Ryan: Her mouth turns up at the corners in a perfectly sickening way
Michael Jackson: Does this person own a mirror?
Jose Canseco: Smugness, weird steroidal twitching – what’s not to love?
Pat Sajak: It’s either the face or the hair, or maybe just some awful synergistic combination of the two.
All right, as to hating for other reasons:
Wilford Brimley: Weird that someone so marginal (has he ever done anything but advertise oatmeal?) could be so detestable. Quite an accomplishment, when you think about it.
Robin Williams: Now starring as… Robin Williams!
Celine Dion: Someone needs to tell her, “You know, you’re rich enough that you could probably afford to eat more than once a day.”
I’m sure there are more, but those are the ones who come readily to mind.
I really hate Helena Bonham-Carter. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but I detest the fact that Tim Burton uses her in everything he does now, because that means I have to see her! Gah!
