Australians usually go mental when one of our own win any sporting event, but most of us just groaned when Leyton Hewitt won the US Open. The little prick snuck back into Australia just before the terrorists hit the WTC as well.µ
George Bush: lose that smirk /slap/
Jane Fonda: So ya like Ho Chi Mein /slap/, so ya like Ted Turner /slap/, those exercise videos /slap/
Bill Clinton: admint you did it /slap/
Howard Stern: /slap/ - with a baseball bat
Geraldo Rivera: you sleaze /slap/ - with pig intestines
Dan Rather: you shallow hypocrite /slap/
Hilary Clinton: come on, now; show those fangs in public /slap/
Oh geez, finally a valid reason to metaphorically slap! And I’m not alone in who to slap! Woooo Hooooo! 
For starters…names alone should suffice:
*Kathie Lee Gifford (no comment necessary)
*Barbra Streisand (get over yourself, everyone else has)
*Angelina Jolie (ditto)
*Tom Green (what’s so funny?)
*Andy Dick (ditto)
*Geraldo Rivera (sleazeball)
*Bill Clinton (ditto)
*Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and whoever else thinks they’re the Diva Of The Moment (see Barbra Streisand)
I know I have others on this list, but right now the brain isn’t fully engaged…gotta eat breakfast…
Tom Green and Drew Barrymore. What does she see in him? Is she doing penance?
Any multi-millionaire celebrity that has ever appeared on TV begging me to fork over my paycheck for whatever cause he/she thinks is noble. DUDE! Feed the third world yer own rich self…
Britney “I’m a ho and proud of it” Spears
Any formerly famous, drugged out rock star crying “It wasn’t MY fault. They gave me the drugs, supplied the women…” What your mother never taught you how to say NO!
I don’t know if characters on a TV show count, but that Jack guy on Will & Grace really needs a good sock in the face. Good Lord, what a pansy!
Bill O’Reilly- And I like him! He just is the type of person that you want to smack, for some reason.
And the number one person who everybody wants to smack: Come on, you know who it is- PAULY SHORE!
May I use this as my new signature?
Be my guest.
Why do you wanna slap the WEA-selllll?
I believe the term for this is a Dirigable or Zeppelin.
It probaly wouldn’t help, but George W. Bush could use a good slapping.
I somehow was channeling GW when I made that post. “Probaly” indeed.
Definitely Barbra Streisand. It’s fine to be political, Babs. But when you start saying things like, “If you don’t vote for a democrat, you don’t care about America.” then you can shove your opinion right up your sanctimonious ass. Even the way she spells her name annoys me.
Russell Crowe - just take the attitude and shove it up your ass, m’kay?
Joan Lunden - she wrote a book about her weight loss. Gee, did anyone in America notice?
Alan Dershowitz - he is ALWAYS whining about everything. I’ve never seen the man smile.
Eminem - his only nod to being any different from all of those other belligerent morons is that he can somehow make the f-word fit into a song about two hundred times more than anyone else, while carrying on some twisted version of a summercamp ghost story. I stopped eating M&Ms after hearing his ‘music’. Stupid, over-sweetened, fattening balls of sugar-coated chocolate…
The Baha Men - I want to kill you for your dumb name and the unleashing of the evil song, ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’. Makes me want to unleash some sizable canines on you guys, just for punishment.
Metallica - sure, they have a few good songs, but they stood in a circle around Napster, beating it to death in turn with various household toilet-repairing tools.
Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey - proof that no matter how idiotic the lines, no matter how frantic and random the flailings of arms, no matter how plotless and formulaic the plot, there will be some lowbrow that will pay good money to see these two act like two-year olds.
My cat; she’s not a celebrity, but right it hurts when she tries to climb up my leg in an attempt to sit on my lap.
Sorry, but this is too much fun.
Bryant Gumbel- Geez, what a pompous jackass! Did you know he won’t support his mother or ex-wife, they’re poor as dirt and he doesn’t do anything to help them! The guy has tons of money!
Jerry Lewis- self explanatory. Turn the marathon over to somebody else and leave.
Any celebrity who thinks just because they’re famous that they know everything. The ones that get really political. You know, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbra Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, (just to be fair) Charlton Heston, etc.
Oh, you mean Mr. “I’m The Greatest Attorney In The World and I’ll Defend Anybody For The Publicity As Well As The $$$$” ??? (note sarcasm)
Add Arthur Miller to the list. I’m all for knowing your stuff to the extent that you’re a recognized expert, but c’mon, there’s a fine line between acting proud and being a pompous bastard…
The Bitterdrunk Kid and kiz,
You reminded me of someone I forgot:
William F. Buckley - you arrogant ass /slap/slap/
Granted the Baldwins need slapping. But at least Alec did some good stuff before his head got big: “Beetlejuice”, “The Hunt for Red October”, “Working Girl”.
Ever watch “South Park: BL&U”? I laugh out loud when the Canadians bomb the Baldwin “Complex”. :D:D
Well, I copied it from an Anti-Rush site.
So I take no responsibility in screwing up. PPHHHHBBBLLLLTTTT!!!
David Spade
Michael Jackson. WHY IS THIS MAN STILL FAMOUS???