Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Final Round [Closed]

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“And these are my twin brothers, Introductory Metalworking and Injection Moulding.”

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Don’t forget Cousin Underwater Basketweaving.

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I just noticed that the Beer Madness thread is also having its championship round right now. And its final competition is between Guinness and Yuengling. Either of which, ironically, would be a better name for a child than Audio Science or Jermajesty.

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Audio Science

(Damn, this one’s tough)

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Jermajesty

…even though Moxie Crimefighter is the real uncrowned champ.

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Nah,I think we got it right.I would have voted Jermajesty if he was up against Tampon Huffalump Smith.

Jermajesty is my vote.

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Another vote for Jermajesty.

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Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve (14-8)

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What am I missing here? Why is Kyd such a bad name? Unless his middle name is Mark, it ain’t horrible.

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Kyd?

Kid?

They named their kid Kid. “Hey, Kid.” The Y doesn’t make it better.

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And yet, Audio Science and Jermajesty are still dumbass names for beer. Okay, that actually made me decide my vote. I asked myself "Is either Audio Science or Jermajesty a good name for anything? I guess Audio Science is a good name for a textbook, while Jermajesty is a good name for nothing on this planet and probably not any other.

My vote is for Jermajesty, based on its universal uselessness.

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While I am still keeping my vote for Audio Science, I have to admit that this is a compelling argument.

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Gah! I’ve not been around to play in this at all, but just had to comment that I could actually sorta see growing up as “Aud” but that Jermajesty would be right out NO MATTER WHAT! Poor, poor child. I hope there’s lots of compensation for that…

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And we have a winner. The silliest celebrity baby name of all time is…

Jermajesty Jackson

I’m sure his siblings; Jermaine Junior, Autumn, Jaimy, Jeremy, Jourdyn, Jaffar, and Dawn, along with his cousins; Austin, Brandi, Brittany, Marlon Junior, Paris Michael Katherine, Prince Michael I, Prince Michael II, Sigmund, Stacee, Stevanna, Taryll Adren, Tito Joseph, Toriano Adaryll Junior, Valencia, and Yashi are joining us in congratulating Jermajesty.

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Dude, that kid got SCREWED. I mean, Jourdyn is no prize and Jaffar is pretty much WTF but at least they are all recognizable names! JERMAJESTY?!? This somehow makes it even more outrageous for me.

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Jermajesty