What’s a child port? 
Judging by Mr. Loskarn’s hobby, you don’t really want to ask that.
Maybe child porn not port?
Marlboro Man Eric Lawson Dies age 72.
Philadelphia basketball great Tom Gola dies, age 81.
Pete Seeger, legendary folk singer, dies at 94.
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
If I Had a Hammer
Rule 8. You can’t hit celebrities with hammers.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Where has all my childhood gone?
Given Seeger’s age I can make some assumptions but I’ll be polite.
I’m a member of AARP; does that help?
Where have all the young girls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the young girls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the young girls gone?
Gone for husbands everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Well, who isn’t, these days? 
If I’m not mistaken, this will vault Paul Parkhead into 29th place, and bump 136 of us down into a tie for 30th. 
Am I the only person who had Pete?
Honey had had him on her initial list, but dropped him from her final list. As best as I can tell, that was it. We’ll await the official word from the DeathMistress, though.
So sorry about that Pete. The fact that I dropped you from my final list is obviously what caused your death.
Internet game reviewer JewWario, one who specialized in helping others play Japanese games, killed himself last Thursday. His name was Justin Carmichael.
Here is Doug Walker(nostalgia critic) talking about it. It contains clips.
He was 42. He shot himself while his wife tried to help him from the other side of the bathroom door. 
Not to step on the toes of our intrepid DeathMistress, but I have the Dead Pool Scorekeeper and can confirm that Pete Seeger was a Unique Pick forPaulParkhead
Owww! Who dropped something on my foot?
