Similar to a Celebrity Death Pool. Predict who will be thrown in the hoosegow, for any reason, in the calendar year of 2003…going forward from here.
Offer up any celeb, along with your reason for incarceration.
Alec Baldwin: Impending war with Iraq + Angry liberal star + rising number of war protests = Alec chained to some federal property in protest.
Bob Denver: Aging celebrity embarrassment pick. I’m thinking hookers at 3am, caught by LAPD.
Courtney Love: O.K. she’s already had her run-ins this year (see her problems on Virgin Airlines) , but the re-load time for Ms. Love is faster than a freshman tuba player at a band camp slumber party.
Tommy Lee: Does anyone think his “anger management” classes will do squat for the tattooed one? He decks a waiter at some chi chi cafe in Hollywood.
Nick Carter-or-whatever-his-last-name-is - He’ll get arrested for getting in a fight in a club or for soliciting the services of a prostitute. Bonus points if the prostitute is a guy.
Marilyn Manson - just because he’s freaky and creeps me out. He’s bound to do something crazy. My guess is he’ll be found walking naked along the highway, doped up, and babbling incoherently about Courtney Love.
Shannon Doherty - Isn’t it about time for another DUI?
Kelly Clarkson from American Idol - No one is THAT nice and upbeat all the time. She’s going to flip out eventually and maybe she’ll be arrested for opening up a can of whoop ass on Justin Guarini (sp?) or sucking punching a reporter.
And, finally I predict that Colin Farrell will be arrested for some type of domestic dispute.
Michael Jackson. His luck’s GOTTA run out soon. I think he’s also on my Celebrity Death list. Now, if we just had a Celebrity Plastic Surgery list, I could win the trifecta!
-I think that Michael Jackson will have a limb fall off soon if not just a collapse from complete overload of wierdness
not to get off the subject, but how wierd is he? is there anything more odd to you in this world than looking at that mans face? He is downright frightening. Sorry but he freaks me out, and I USED to be a huge fan.
What about Christian Slater? I haven’t heard much about him lately so he’s either reformed or due. Tanya Harding, that Bobbit guy, and maybe Matthew Perry. Not daring picks, but I likes me safe bets.
Oh, Lamafish, Michael Jackson has already had a piece of him fall off. I used to know the surgeon who put his nose back on the first time it ‘fell off.’ 'Course, seeing a clip of that recent interview, I’m willing to bet that puppy could drop off again soon.