Celebrity Names You Just Love

Why, oh why, didn’t my parents name me MALACHI THRONE (perhaps the fact that our surname isn’t Throne had something to do with it)?

Have you ever heard a better, stronger more mellifluous name than MALACHI THRONE? Say it out loud!

Throne is a character actor with many many credits, one of those guys whose faces you recognize, if not his magnificent name.

It’s probably a stage name, but who cares.

Give me some of your favorite celebrity names – actor, author, singer, artist, whatever, doesn’t matter.

Sir Rhosis

M. Night Shyamalan

Boutros-Boutros Ghali.

Vin Diesel

The Edge.

Cool, easy to pronounce and remember (and spell).

From here on out, I would like to be known as The Perimeter, or maybe The Boundry

Heath Ledger.

I’m not a shrieking teenybopper by any means, but Orlando Bloom is such a great name for an actor…

Olivia de Haviland.

Portia di Rossi

Simon Schama
Harry Turtledove
Coral Brown
Skipp Suddeth

Lenny Kravitz

IANA teenybopper, but…

Elijah Jordan Wood

::swoon::

~Fery

Rip Torn
Yahoo Serious
River Phoenix

IANA teenybopper, but I can’t spell my own name.

FERRY, I’m FERRY!

Charlize Theron

Guy Pearce. It just commands respect. And lots of groping.

Hugh Jackman. It’s so almost a porno name.

Wink Martindale!

Almost as much as Lance Armstrong.

Jim Caviezel
Oliver Platt
Renee Zellweger

Bobcat Goldthwait. Funny guy, too.