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Edited to add: I’m also fairly confused regarding all the swooning over Johnny Depp. He always looks to me like he’s badly in need of a bath and a good shave.
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I’m confused too. I think he’s really skanky looking, but I know other woman who think he’s Teh Hot. Yech.
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You gotta be kidding!
Uma
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I CAN STILL SEE!!!
Regards,
Shodan
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My son downloaded a couple of “Ask a Ninja” podcasts while showing me how to use iTunes/iPod.
In one, the ninja disses the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise. One comment he made was that Kiera Knightly was"the one who looks like Orlando Bloom–only masculine".
Since she lost all the fat in her face working out/puking/ whatever, she really does look like that.
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Scrawny, shapeless, and a jaw that looks like she could have starred in “Slingblade”.
[QUOTE=vetbridge]
You gotta be kidding!
Uma
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It must be in the eyes. Her face is just too… Magoo. Great body, though.
The one I post always post in these threads is Sharon Stone. OK, she’s not ugly, but ever since Basic Instinct came out in '92, everyone’s been raving about how beautiful she is and how she evokes the blonde bombshells of the forties, and what have you.
Sorry, but I don’t know what they’re on about. She doesn’t remind me of a superstar of the 40’s. She reminds me of some high school English teacher who gets fired for getting knocked up by her 14 year old student. I mean, Angelina Jolie bows in worship to Sharon’s dark powers of skankdom.
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The one I post always post in these threads is Sharon Stone. OK, she’s not ugly, but ever since Basic Instinct came out in '92, everyone’s been raving about how beautiful she is and how she evokes the blonde bombshells of the forties, and what have you.
Sorry, but I don’t know what they’re on about. She doesn’t remind me of a superstar of the 40’s. She reminds me of some high school English teacher who gets fired for getting knocked up by her 14 year old student. I mean, Angelina Jolie bows in worship to Sharon’s dark powers of skankdom.
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Sharon Stone…in a still photo, she doesn’t look like much. IMO it’s her voice, how she moves, etc. She’s not pretty or beautiful…she’s hot, by which I mean there’s an animalistic sexuality about her. I think what (little) appeal Angelina Jolie has falls under the same category. IMO Sharon seems hot; Angelina seems skanky. YMMV.
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Richard Gere
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Glad to know it’s not just me. Ick.
[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
Sharon Stone…in a still photo, she doesn’t look like much. IMO it’s her voice, how she moves, etc.
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I think the same thing about Daniel Craig. In so many pictures, he looks terrible. But in motion? Damn, that man is fine.
For me?
John Travolta, at any age, skinny or fat. Meh.
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The vixen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick.
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IndyCar, not NASCAR. Not all auto racing is NASCAR.
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I think the same thing about Daniel Craig. In so many pictures, he looks terrible. But in motion? Damn, that man is fine.
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And then there’s what Seinfeld portrayed as the “two face.” Some people look great with their hair a certain way etc. but change a few things and…ew! The first example of this that leaps to mind is Salma Hayek, who was way hot dancing with that snake in “From Dusk Till Dawn” but not so much in other things.
BTW, the woman in this clip is kinda interesting in “ugly” mode. It’s that trout pout. OK, I’m weird :smack:
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Steven Tyler
Oprah
Calista Flockfart
Jodie Foster - Yugh…her features are so pointy she could put an eye out.
Téa Leoni - her very… anxiety filled persona makes her ugly
Leelee Sobieski - another one with real pointy features and the glass china doll look.
For those who have criticized the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. If it would behoove you to have some common courtesy, you should stop making such unbridled remarks - if she were to read this, she might become mentally unstable. It’s unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this is going too far. Why to we need to trot out these same cracks every time her name comes up? I think that in the looks department, she wins by more than a nose. If she were coming to my town, I’d definitely pony up the cash to see her.
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For those who have criticized the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. If it would behoove you to have some common courtesy, you should stop making such unbridled remarks - if she were to read this, she might become mentally unstable. It’s unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this is going too far. Why to we need to trot out these same cracks every time her name comes up? I think that in the looks department, she wins by more than a nose. If she were coming to my town, I’d definitely pony up the cash to see her.
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That may have gone a bit far…
Christ, even the Gallop polls have showed that most men find her attractive. I just wish she would quit stallion’ and do a nude scene already.
Enough. Stop beating a dead horse.
Um…uh…you can lead Sarah Jessica Parker to water, but you can’t make her drink…? Damn, I suck at this type of humor.
Lil’ Kim is tremendously unattractive, and I ain’t got nothing against a girl with implants.
But of course, Sarah Jessica Parker is a celebrity of a whole different color??
: Yah, I’m not good at this either
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
For those who have criticized the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. If it would behoove you to have some common courtesy, you should stop making such unbridled remarks - if she were to read this, she might become mentally unstable. It’s unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this is going too far. Why to we need to trot out these same cracks every time her name comes up? I think that in the looks department, she wins by more than a nose. If she were coming to my town, I’d definitely pony up the cash to see her.
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And your mane point would be…? People like you are always trotting out unfair comparisons. Canter looks NOT be the topic of discussion for once? After all, her lipizzaner boobs aren’t bad at all. You’re colt hearted and should muzzle yourself, sir!
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
For those who have criticized the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. If it would behoove you to have some common courtesy, you should stop making such unbridled remarks - if she were to read this, she might become mentally unstable. It’s unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this is going too far. Why to we need to trot out these same cracks every time her name comes up? I think that in the looks department, she wins by more than a nose. If she were coming to my town, I’d definitely pony up the cash to see her.
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First laugh of the day!
Still, I bet she rides you like the Pony Express. Giddyup!
So if she “has a face like a foot”, does that mean she’s a filly of sole?
