The first celeb I thought of is Anne Hathaway, especially because she is in that god-awful-looking Get Smart remake and her ugly mug is being seen every other commercial lately.
Same one I always say: Laura Prepon.
Tia Tequilla
Claire Danes looks like a transsexual.
Eva Longoria Parker and Mariah Carey are waaaay overrated.
I forget where I read it, but someone once likened Vin Diesel to “the love child of Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd.” That about sums him up.
Why are women competing to get with Bret Michaels? If it were a competition for the right to punch him in his surgically altered face, now THAT I’d consider.
For that matter…
Flavor Flav?! Seriously? I mean, really?! Flavor Flav?
What are these women THINKING?!
I agree with you that now he is a scary middle aged nutcase media whore and completely unattractive. However, he used to be a member of one of the greatest hip hop outfits of all time, so he has that on his resume at least. Bret Michaels is absolutely without merit past or present, and he is vile.
ughhhhhh, Renee Zellweger’s got a face like she just sucked on a shit-slimed lemon.
you wanna talk about somebody looking like a horse? giddyup. (to be fair, though, I’m not sure anyone finds him attractive.)
Winona Ryder looks like a cockroach, and so does that chick who’s the star of Grey’s Anatomy… actually, she looks like a Zellweger-cockroach hybrid. shudder
What you talking about, Willis?
Pretty effin’ good for 37 years old (no way she is that old…).
I wouldn’t say Scarlett Johanssen is unattractive, but I don’t think she’s one of the most beautiful people in the world, either.
That guy with the big lips who was in the movie with Sandra Bullock (who I also find unattractive). She was a cop and he was one of a group of kids who killed somebody. He’s making a career out of showing his dick, apparently.
Glenn Close: one skanky lookin’ ho.
Demi Moore at her present age.
Karen Black: cross-eyed, ham-faced and confused
Where to start? There are so many…
Angelina Jolie
I’d include the Olsen twins, but since neither of them can act worth a damn, I’m not sure it’s fair…
Paris Hilton–there is so much wrong with her facial phsyiognomy.
George Clooney–could he love himself any more than he already does? He smirks just as much as any other “star”. I’d like to see him actually ya know, act.
Brad Pitt/Leonardo DiCaprio. Is it too bitchy to say that they have black roots? And they’re none too cute, either. I lump Robert Redford in here, too. Ugh–always.
Jim Carrey–something wrong with his jaw and his eyes are buggy.
The guy who stars in Mean Girls --NOT Damien, but the “love interest” for Cady. No idea his name–he is not in the least bit attractive to me. Not that he’s my age or anything, but still!
Renee Zellwegger. I concur.
Oprah/Star Jones–both look like they could be Bratz dolls. What happened to Black beauty? Is there no one after Cicely Tyson? (I don’t count Haley Berry–although she is lovely)
Angelica Huston.
Jane Fonda–nothing to do with politics or her strange taste in men; I just don’t think she’s attractive.
Tom Cruise–has always been too short for me. He was cute when he was young.
Good Lord, what an awful picture. She looks like a smack monkey begging the pharmacist for a second dose of methadone.
They’re thinking they have a shot at money and fame. Why else would any woman go after an ugly middle aged man with seven kids by an unknown number of women? Who makes it abundantly clear that he’ll never be faithful, even if he were to marry one of them.
Note that I did NOT say “any SANE woman”. To a one, they’re all considerably fucked up in the head.
No joke. My wife was watching Oprah and I was unfortunate enough to be in the room when the Halley Berry segment was on. I had never heard of Benicio del Toro before, but she started talking about working with him in a movie and how sexual he was. I swear I thought she was going to start masturbating right there on the Oprah show.
Then Benicio comes out and you needed a fire hose to cool down all of the women in the audience. They were shrieking and jumping and trying to touch him, and I look at the guy and think, WTF?
Now, I am a heterosexual male, but obviously can notice a guy, and this guy looks like he just woke up from a two week drunk and stumbled out on Oprah’s stage. Where is the attraction there?
I must be on the same wavelength as Seth MacFarlane, because the first two I thought of were Sarah Jessica “her face looks like a foot” Parker and Uma “Peter Griffin was her eye-wrangler” Thurman.
I think Maggie Gyllenhaall is decent-looking in general, but nowhere near movie-star attractive. Same with Kirsten Dunst.
Otherwise, I think most supposedly-hot female movie stars are indeed hot. Guess I’m easy.
And yet you were watching Oprah…
But yeah, I get what you’re talking about. Benicio del Toro isn’t exactly handsome, although I suppose he could have a certain sexiness from the female point of view.
I think that’s what’s missing in this thread- some people aren’t much more than average looking, but there’s something about the way they carry themselves and act that makes them sexy.
The catch is, it’s not a universal thing. Angelina Jolie is a good example- I think she’s pretty hot overall, although if looked at critically, can be odd looking. My wife doesn’t think she’s pretty at all.
Julia Roberts is pretty, I’ll grant you, but absolutely NOT sexy. Same used to go for Brooke Shields, although somehow, she’s become much more sexy with age.
A guy who I think may fit this category is Mike Rowe, from “Dirty Jobs”. He doesn’t look amazingly handsome, but the combination of voice, confidence and sense of humor seems to do it for quite a few women, my wife included.
Lots of good ones mentioned here. SJP, Olsens, Uma Thurman (seriously, the only attributes I see in her are skinniness and height), Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz.
I do find Maggie Gylenhaal attractive, and I’m a little embarrassed to admit that.
I saw Benecio del Toro on West 57th in Manhattan once. He had two store bags in his hands and he looked like a homeless person.
Different strokes and all of that stuff, but are you all the same people who line up to flirt with each other? I mean, I’ve seen some nice looking people in pictures here but I haven’t seen any Angelina Jolies, Uma Thurmans, or Leonardo Dicaprios hanging around.
Y’all are harsh!
::boggle::
I fear one of us has become unattached to reality.
Keira Knightley
Jim Nabors aka Gomer Pyle
Perhaps you meant George Lindsey aka Goober Pyle-whose facial configuration comes a lot closer to that of KK, but still [Bob Uecker]* juuuust a bit outside*.[/BU]
Sure the girl needs a sandwich or 6 weeks worth, but let’s shoot for some semblance of verisimilitude in our damning hyperbole.