Define like.
I loathe her mannerisms and her melodramatic way of speaking. Interviews with her drive me crazy.
But I must confess this sin: I like her stuff. I think I’ve even been known to caterwaul along when it comes on the radio. Even that goddamn played-80-million-times Titanic song.
Individuals were subject to the Inquisition for less, Cranky. 
Reminds me of the time andygirl, LaurAnge, and I found ourselves in a Nickel’s restaurant (owned by her). There was a seven-layer chocolate cake called Le Céline. We roared with laughter, and LaurAnge commented, “If she ate that, she’d die!”
Funny, I thought Ruth Buzzy, but with Phyllis Diller’s hair.
I thought she looked a lot like Robin Williams’ portrayal of Popeye.
Seriously, Qazzz, if you don’t like Celine Dion, more power to you. But to call her fat? Man, that’s delusional.
What she said. She’s annoying, but I like her music.
And to pick on her for being “too thin” is just as crass as picking on someone for being “too fat.” Didn’t we just have a thread about this?
Don’t we have one every week?
I understand that there are people out there who like her music, but I will never understand why. Surely these people must have an entirely different paradigm of what music is, and define it as “those sounds that contribute to the smoothing out of the brain’s wrinkles, dull the senses, and induce a blank stare and a drooling mouth.”
How can anyone who likes music possibly ever achieve more than a grudging tolerance of her existance, much less an appreciation of her music?
When I am Emperor I will pay her a state salary never to sing again, subject to imprisonment in a soundproof gulag if she ever breaks her silence. And I will be hailed a hero.
In all fairness, Celine Dion has a magnificent voice. Her early French stuff wasn’t too bad to listen to. Somewhere along the way, however, she discovered the formula to make her an international success (I think David Foster and Diane Warren had a lot to do with it), and has been pissing away her talent ever since. Just like Whitney did.
By the way, did anyone catch Whitney’s last performance on tv? Her voice was just shot - she couldn’t hold the notes, and the quality of her voice was terrible. What a waste of another phenomenal voice.
The world only needs four female vocalists. Kate Bush, Tori Amos, Heather Nova, and Beyonce Knowles. The rest are free to apply for the position of burger flipper at Micky D’s.
And yeah, Beyonce Knowles didn’t make that list on singing qualities alone. Sue me.
I think this is the coolest thing I’ve ever read from you, Zenster. 
It had me laughing so hard.
Whitney already beat you.
Damn I had to look. She turned into a skinny guy with tacky clothes ::gasps::
Serves her right, damn Titanic crap.
Ditto on the KaTe Bush, but you got the other three wrong: Jane Siberry, Margaret O’Hara, and Eddie Reader are the correct answers.
Good Og, you can see the ribs on her chest where there’s supposed to be at least a SMALL amount of boob flesh.
That woman has a problem. And I’m not talking even about her singing (yet).
Yes, but we didn’t have one about sarcastically calling a really really thin woman fat! So I’m not convinced.
If we can’t make fun of celebrities, who can we make fun of?
Don’t let them take away the celebs!
My God, it’s Joan Jett Barbie.
If I had to describe her with one word it would be “pointy.”