Ugh so I’m listening to this awful Celine Dion song on the radio (over which I have no control). Why is she so horrible? I mean, some of her stuff used to be slightly tolerable and unique, but now she’s all like, “Oh maybe I should put a retarded drum machine loop in the background and scream the same lyric over and over to be just like all the other cool pop singers nowadays!” Why don’t people care about artistic integrity anymore? Why does Celine have to somehow include an “R” sound in all her I-must-outdo-Mariah banshee wails? Why does the public turn these mediocre people into millionaires? And why is Celine so morbidly obese? Ugh.
She’s the worse thing to come out of Canada since Bryan “Straight from the Heart” Adams.
Yeah, she could stand to lose a few pounds, too. If she keeps going, she’s going to baloon up to a size six!
Why would that be?
Waits for the roasting to begin. . .
The real question is that the actual desired result?
I don’t care if she’s stupid. And there’s nothing wrong with being fat. But every time I hear that goddamned “Titanic” song…that piercing air-raid siren “wohhh…wohhhhh…WOHHHHH-oh-oh-ohhhh…” the droplets of blood start forming at the corners of my eyes and I start foaming at the mouth and shaking and I have to BREAK something…
Hey! She screws an old guy. Being an old guy, I can appreciate that.
A pox on that malphonious quint.
About the fat thing, though, you’ve got to cut the engine if you want to mooch around here.
“Near, far, whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvver you are…”
I am so gonna go to hell for that. 
And cue the gravitationally-challenged to come in and hijack the thread.
I don’t know, I think Qazzz is being ironic. Or something. All I know is Celine Dion is definitely not fat–I’ve heard people accusing her of being anorexic. She’s quite thin.
For what it’s worth, I’d rather feed my gums to gerbils than listen to Celinde Dion, but she’s about as fat as Norman Bates’ mother.
Here’s what she looked like yesterday; I’d kill a whole family to weigh twice as much as her.
<vomit>
What happened to her hair?
And her chest looks like a skeleton’s.
Ugh she looks like shit.
Bwhaaa!
“I am Gumby, dammit!”
Is it just me or does she look like Edie Falco in that picture?
From the “What you talkin bout, Willis!” look on her face, I’d say she heard you RTFirefly
Yeek. At the risk of being whooshed, if she’s fat, I should have satellites orbiting me.
If I had to choose between listening to Celine Dione or Whitney Houston, I’d probably just slit my wrists instead.
Celine is disgustingly thin. No human who has access to food should look like she does.
I um, like Celine Dion.
ducks