What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?

Celine Dijon.

The Thin-Keen person’s diva ?

How about …

What do you call a skinny singer with enormous fake boobs?

Saline Dion.

I thought that would be ‘Celine DD-on’.

Iggy “Slathered In Mustard” Pop?

Or, what do you call a skinny singer on a yacht?

Sailin’ Dion.

What do you call a skinny singer in a football uniform?

Celine Dion Sanders.

What do you call a buxom pop singer who can’t hold her booze?

Spit any Beers.

What do you call an easy-listening singer who has the fresh scent of pine?

Dione Airwick.

What do you use when your pop diva comes unglued?

Sealant Dion.

Well, I can think of a lot of people who’d like to Poupon her.

Well, damn. When I saw the thread title, my first thought was “Frankie!”

Clearly I’m a freak.

I heard she just did some construction in the attic of her new house in Las Vegas.

She’s now called Celing Dion.
(I can’t believe I am groaning at my own jokes.)

I’m not sure about the jokes, but I’d like to niminate this thread for “Best Thread Title/Screen Name Combo”.

What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? Satisfying Andy Licious

Niminate? Niminate? It’s like nominate, only different.

What do you call a skinny singer trapped in an air conditioning unit?

Celine Freon.

What do you call a singer that tastes like people? Like people!?

Soylent Dion.

What do you call a skinny singer with whiskers and flippers?
Sealion Dion

What do you call five identical skinny singers?

Celine Dionne Quintruplets.

What do you call a skinny singer who’s had a customized performance upgrade??

Saleen Dion