Celine Dijon.
The Thin-Keen person’s diva ?
How about …
What do you call a skinny singer with enormous fake boobs?
Saline Dion.
I thought that would be ‘Celine DD-on’.
Iggy “Slathered In Mustard” Pop?
Or, what do you call a skinny singer on a yacht?
Sailin’ Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer in a football uniform?
Celine Dion Sanders.
What do you call a buxom pop singer who can’t hold her booze?
Spit any Beers.
What do you call an easy-listening singer who has the fresh scent of pine?
Dione Airwick.
What do you use when your pop diva comes unglued?
Sealant Dion.
Well, I can think of a lot of people who’d like to Poupon her.
Well, damn. When I saw the thread title, my first thought was “Frankie!”
Clearly I’m a freak.
I heard she just did some construction in the attic of her new house in Las Vegas.
She’s now called Celing Dion.
(I can’t believe I am groaning at my own jokes.)
I’m not sure about the jokes, but I’d like to niminate this thread for “Best Thread Title/Screen Name Combo”.
What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? Satisfying Andy Licious
Niminate? Niminate? It’s like nominate, only different.
What do you call a skinny singer trapped in an air conditioning unit?
Celine Freon.
What do you call a singer that tastes like people? Like people!?
Soylent Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer with whiskers and flippers?
Sealion Dion
What do you call five identical skinny singers?
Celine Dionne Quintruplets.
What do you call a skinny singer who’s had a customized performance upgrade??
Saleen Dion