Right here in MPSIMS:
What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?
Mom doesn’t know who Elton John is
The one I saw:
**What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?
painful sexual mishap.
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From IMHO:
I don’t have health insurance
Shall I be concerned? – Cafe worker has festering facial wounds.
The Pit:
“There’s a pedophile in my house”
“Pitting my horny self.”