What do you call a skinny singer that kills mice?
Celine D-Con.
What do you call a skinny alcoholic singer?
Saloon Dion!
What do you call an anorexic, long faced, no talent singer that rides one over hyped soundtrack to one over hyped movie to a rediculous Vegas contract in a pathetic attempt to keep a talentless singing career on life support in a vain…
Wait a second, I’m playing this game wrong, aren’t I?
What do you call a skinny singer on the Moon?
Selene Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer who quits show biz to become a faceless corporate drone?
Celine Peon
Celine Dion walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
What do you say to an old Doo-Wopper who’s on intimate terms with “Mr. Brownstone”?
“So long, Dion.”
Dammit! You little shits reeled me in and made me use one of my rationed posts!
“We hates the little Doperses!”
Q
(Listen, while I’m in here, can I just mention my reaction to a few other posts?.. JK!) 
I don’t particularly think so…
:dubious:
Holy crap that was funny.
or how about Feline Dion?
What do you call a skinny singer that fixes air conditioning units?
Celine Freon
Thank you, dear—I am pleased (and smug) to note I actually wrote that one myself and didn’t steal it, like I do my other jokes.
What do you call a skinny singer who’s in a grumpy mood?
Sullen Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer who always works the odd angle?
Scalene Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer playing the male lead in a Greek tragedy?
Celine Creon
What do you call an incredulous skinny singer?
Celine You’reputtingmeon
Okay, that was a stretch. I admit it.
No, you’re not. I had the same thought.
Robin
Ghawd.
I want back the three minutes of my life I spent reading this thread.
:rolleyes:
You are now one of my SDMB heros! 
God, I love puns.