Gazelle? I laughed.
What do you call a skinny singer sitting in a window advertising beer?
Celine Neon.
SHAZAM!
You now have the three minutes back.
But you have to spend them listening to Celine Dion.
What do you get if you cross a skinny pop diva with Jennifer Lopez?
Selena Dion.
Wait, I’ve got another punchline for that one.
What do you get if you cross Celine Dion with Jennifer Lopez?
A singer who looks like this þ
What do you call an ancient Greek lawgiver who sings My Heart Will Go On?
Solon Dion.
I’m just frightened and sitting in my chair…
What do you call an INCREDIBLY skinny singer?
So Lean Dion!
What do you call a skinny singer who works infomercials?
Selling Dion!
What do you call an INCREDIBLY skinny singer?
So Lean Dion!
What do you call a skinny singer who works infomercials?
Selling Dion!
What do you call the singer who sang “Runaround Sue”?
Dion.
Hmm, that one didn’t work out so good.
What is the skinny singer’s fat sister’s name?
Sirloin Dion.
I’m sorry
What do you call Rumsfeld’s favorite Canadian singer?
Celine DEFCON
What do you call an anal Francophone song-mangler?
Colon Dion
What was that really bad, self-aggrandizing song from Titanic?
“My Heart will Dion”
And if this skinny singer had one leg shorter than the other…
Shelean Dion
And if the skinny singer quits showbiz and becomes a cosmeticians, she could open
Salon Dion
And if the skinny singer stars on Broadway in “Cats” and “The Lion King” once again she is:
Feline Dion
Q. What do you call a pop singer who spans 5 decades and 5 octaves?
A. Celine Dionne.
And that makes 500.
What do you call a skinny singer that makes everything smell better?
Febreze Dion
What do you call a skinny singer that drives a Chrysler?
Sebring Dion
What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard and thrown to the lions?
A Fitting End
What do you call a skinny singer in an IV drip?
Saline Dion
What do you call a cyborg skinny singer?
Machine Dion
What skinny singer goes good with soup?
Saltine Dion.
Good og this thread is actually worse than this one.
What do you call a skinny singer who cannot keep her feet on the floor?
Ceiling Dion