Oh that’s just wrong. . . 
What do you call a schreeching, skinny singer who also plays football?
Celine Deion
What to you call a screeching, skinny singer who advocates alternative energy?
Solar Dion
And Burnt Toast, why is it that I can see Celine Dion as a Terminator? I mean, a real live one, here to kill us all?
Tripler
Derleth, I didn’t know you were up in Havre!
What do you call a skinny pop diva who moves to California?
Salinas Dion.
what do you call a skinny pop diva between the isle of wight and mainland britain?
Solent Dion
What do you call a skinny pop diva that knows all the answers?
Cecil Dion
What do you call a skinny pop diva that disappears?
Celine Begone
What do you call a skinny pop diva who’s a hot babe and sharp as a sack of wet mice?
Salacious Be Wrong
What do you call a skinny pop diva who is chasing Amy?
Jay and Celine Bob.
What do you call a skinny singer from Pizza Hut with pepperoni, mushrooms, red onions and green peppers?
Supreme Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer from Canada who’s overcome her lactose intolerance issues?
Ice cream Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer from Canada who sleeps swathed in layers of thick clear plastic sheeting?
Visqueen Dion.
What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who eats * [Heston]peeeeooopllleeee?!?!?[/Heston] *
Soylent Dion
Tripler
It’s 0630 local. That’s all I got. Whaddya want?
LOL laughing at my poor eyesight … I thought you said “What do you call a skinny ‘sanger’ covered in mustard?”
Just to explain first-off… here in Australia a “sanger” is an affectionate term for our humble sausage (which we invariably cook on our outdoor Barbecues)… and, on that note, I was going to respond that it would be “a rip-off” if it’s skinny… but I now realise what the theme of this post is… so perhaps I should comment no further.
However, I can’t contain myself… Jeez I’m on a roll, (no not a bread roll, just a typing frenzy!!) I would just like to say that Celine Dione is a poor and pathetic representative of the feminine gender of the human race… so perhaps I WAS right … she is but a mere skinny sausage at some Aussie BBQ and will end up being devoured between a couple of pieces of sliced bread with the sacred tomato sauce (ketchup) and lashings of mustard! LOL !! Sorry one and all, perhaps I’ve had enough to drink :smack:
What do you call a skinny singer possessed by the devil?
Celine Demon
What do you call a skinny singer with a perverted sexual hangup?
Celine Pee-on
Oh these are so soo bad. I like it!
What do you call a screeching skinny singer type of nutty candy?
Praline Dion
What do you call a screeching skinny singer who is blindingly white?
Chlorine Dion.
No wait . . . I got that wrong, it’s Michael Jackson I’m thinking of. sorry, sorry
Celine Demon?? God, that got me. What a wonderful thread. 
What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who’s incredibly frigid?
Celine Freon.
What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who drives a Dodge?
Celine Neon
Tripler
Thanks, I’m here all week.
What do you call a skinny cabaret singer?
Saloon Dion
What do you call a skinny singer that viciously clobbers fluffy little white baby sea mammals?
Sealing Dion
What do you call a pop singer who is also a SDMB admin?
C. Lynn Dion.
How about a skinny singer from California wine country?
Salinas Dion?
What do you call a skinny pop diva in cannibal country?
Sirloin Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer who hosts a weird TV show?
Serling Dion
(cue “Twilight Zone” theme)
What do you call a skinny singer who finds her way to this message board and reads all about herself and the reekingly rancid puns contained therein?
Scream Dion