What do you call a peaceful Asian Canadian pop singer?
Serene Dion.
What could be done to stop the madness?
Sealing Dion
What do you call a skinny singer who might cause BSE?
Celine Prion
Can’t believe I’m getting sucked into this 
Whaddya call a skinny Canadian singer stuck in a whale’s mouth to filter plankton in?
Baleen Dion
gigglefit
What do you call a skinny pop singer who converts to Judaism?
Shalom Dion
What do you call a skinny pop singer who starts pit threads?
Spleen Dion
What do you call a skinny pop singer who has an affair?
Fling Dion
What do you call a skinny pop singer who plays basketball and converts to Islam?
Kareem Abdul Dion
I’m leaving now.
What do call a skinny singer after a bucket of orange paint falls on her?
Tangerine Dion.
**What do you call an skinny singer who went to the University of Michigan? **
Wolverine Dion
**Who is an accountant? **
Adding Machine Dion
**A culinary Chef? **
Cuisine Dion
**A side course in Hannibal Lechter’s mean? **
Fava Bean Dion
**An Islamic Singer? **
Mujahedeen Dion
That would be an ‘l’ at the end of the set up.
**What do you call a skinny singer who imidates Flip Wilson’s most famous characters? **
Geraldine Dion
Napolean’s wife?
Josephine Dion
Lives on a boat, working from port to port?
Merchant Marine Dion
Who has kidney problems?
Dialysis Machine Dion
I’ll shut up now.
What do you call a skinny singer who lives underwater?
Marine Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer who lurches wildly from side to side?
Careen Dion.
I so rarely post that it seems a shame I loomed up out of the shadows just to say that.
Who stars in a K:19 Widowmaker MOvie?
Submarine Dion
Stars with Jamie Lee Curtis in a slasher flick?
Halloween Dion
who drives a haunted car?
Christine Dion
Who paints the ceilings of chapels?
Sistine Dion
It’s like crack…I cannot resist.
What do you call a skinny singer who bounces e-mails?
Celine Daemon…
Or is it Mailer Dion?
Who watches The Great Escape for the motorcycle escape scenes?
McQueen Dion
A bit of a stretch and I profusely blame Andy Licious. It’s all her fault.
What do you call a skinny singer holding up a pier?
Celine Pylon
Who wears a lot of flashy jewelry?
Bling Bling Dion
Who has a lot of static?
Cling Dion
Who is made of synthetic fibers?
Celine Nylon
Who is a Star Trek character?
Celine Klingon
Who is really a female impersonator?
Queen Dion
What do you call a skinny singer who spends a few years singing with Black Sabbath?
Celine Dio
What do you call a skinny singer who can be used as an improptu shelter?
Celine-To Dion
What do you call a skinny singer who wears lightweight, semi-sheer fabrics?
Celine Chiffon
Ok…I’ll stop now.
A well-known '50s doo-wop singer wanted to sell his house. So he put it on the market. A few days later, a nasty letter came in the mail from the Town Office, telling him to cease and desist…something about “taxes”. Confused and disgusted, he went straight to his Lawyer.
“Hey!” he says, “I wanna sell my house, and the Town mails me this crazy letter. What is this?!”
The Lawyer replies, “'s a lien, Dion.”
OK, so I made that up. Shoot me.
What do you call a skinny singer with greasy hair?
Brylcream Dion
:::Brylcream, a little dab will do ya! Brylcream, you’ll look so debonair::::::
What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard and thrown to the lions?
A Fitting End
Falls off chair rolling around on floor laughing hysterically…okay, I’m fine now…
What do you call a skinny singer that single handedly causes american minivan buyers to not want to buy the particular car she is the voice/image for?
Daimler-Chrysler Dion
What do you call a skinny singer sliding down a snow-covered hill?
Ski’in Dion
What do you call a skinny singing dictator?
Idi Amin Dion
What do you call a skinny pop singer who gives you the finger?
Obscene Dion
Who is bald headed and makes cleaning products?
Mr. Clean Dion
From the Quad Cities?
Moline Dion