What is a skinny singer from Texas called?
Abilene Dion
…with really fresh breath?
Listerine Dion
…cosmetic surgery?
Plasticine Dion
…prevents prostate cancer?
Lycopene Dion
that clears up your eyes?
Visine Dion
that can be used as a lubricant?
Vaseline Dion
that is also a form of birth control?
Interuterine Dion
that freshens breath>
Dentyne Dion
[sub]I gotta stop opening this thread[/sub]
Sniffs_Markers’s contribution (with a generous helping of :rolleyes: ) :
What do you call a skinny singer diced and cooked in a white sauce?
Creamed Dion
What do you call a singer who is so stuck on herself that she has stickers of herself to stick on herself?
Peelin’ Meon
:rolleyes:
What do you call an inert skinny singer with a bad case of gas?
Celine Xenon
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What do you call a skinny horse-faced singer?
Celine Dion in at Belmont.
**What do you call a skinny singer who stands out in the crowd? **
Salient Dion.
**What do you call a skinny singer with attractive curves? **
B-spline Dion.
What do you call an all-gay Army squadron?
Militia Etheridge.
What do you call a skinny pop singer who always takes the shortest route between two points?
Beeline Dion.
What do you call a skinny pop singer covered in cooling bacon fat?
Congealin’ Dion
What do you call someone who reposts answers from earlier in this thread?
Already-Seen Dion
Am I the only one who read this thread in Fozzie Bear’s voice going “Wacka-wacka-wacka!”?
No, but if you read them like Kermit then you’re
It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green Dion
What do you call a skinny singer whos songs go on and on?
Celine D’ aeon
What do you call a skinny singer who releases a cosmetics line?
Celine Dior
What do you call a skinny singer who releases a song at Christmas?
Ceine Dion
WDYCASS drowning in a Parisian river?
Seine Dion.
What do you call a skinny singer breathing her last?
Celine Dying
that lets you know someone’s at the door?
Celine Dingdong
who throws things at you?
Sling Dion (or was that done already?)
who’s bored?
Ennui Dion
ok enough
What do you call a skinny singer’s first-born covered in mustard?
Scion de Dion Dijon
…who becomes King in a Muslim State?
Sultan Dion
…who comes down with jaundice?
Saffron Dion
:rolleyes:
WDYCASS who drives a hybrid car?
Celine Ion.
This thread is the evola virus of bad puns.
What do you call a skinny singing war loving alien creature?
Celine Klingon