WDYCASS who is poor?
Celine Peon
WDYCASS who drives a Dodge?
Sebring Deon
WDYCASS in the bathroom?
Latrine Deon
WDYCASS who calls up asking political opinions?
Polling Deon
WDYCASS who’s into Reggae?
Celine Hey-Mon
[sub]somebody stop me before I post again[/sub]
WDYCASS in a glass of milk?
Ovaltine Deon
WDYCASS who is a trigometric function?
Cosine Deon
WDYCASS who lubricates your engine?
Havoline Deon
WDYCASS on the menu?
Cuisine Deon
WDYCASS who is a castrated chicken
Celene Capon
[sub] somebody medicate me before I pun again[/sub]
that flashes colored lights?
Celine Neon
that happens to be a gasseous element with an atomic weight of 131.29?
Celine Xenon
that’s similar to a virus but lacking nucleic acid
Celine Prion
I hafta be honest here… when I read the thread title my response was “Geddy Lee covered in mustard?”
I can’t believe I missed somebody using xenon before me… and doing a better job of it I may add…
**What do you call a skinny rapper covered in cheese? **
Kid Rochefort
What do you call a certain skinny singers musical set?
Celin’s eon.
What does a certain skinny singer do at the end of the evening?
Count Celine’s simoleons.
What does a certain skinny singer’s Arab world fan club call themselves?
Celine’s Mujahadeons.
/Kingston Trio
Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing?
Where have all the flowers gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Sorry dear, I thought you wanted the WHOLE yard mowed! /Kingston Trio
What do you call a skinny singer on a mattress?
Sealy Dion
What do you call a skinny singer’s restroom in Caesar’s Palace when she is on vacation?
Elton’s Dion John
what do you call a cheesy 70’s singer/actress on an intercontinantal ballistic missile?
Olivia Neutron Bomb
I wish I could spell intercontinental…
What do you call a skinny singer who forces people to show up in court?
Subpoena Dion.
WDYCASS who’s incredibly boring?
Celine <a yawn>
WDYCASS who’s been in prison?
Celine de con
What do you say when a skinny singer gets a music award?
Yer havin’ me on!
WDYCASS who advertises Tampax on TV?
See, lean Tampon!
WDYCASS eating dessert?
Icecream Deon.
WDYCASS who’s just had a shower
A clean Deon
with…Clean un-Dies on!!