Chad Taxonmy

So far I have heard about hanging chad, dimpled chad, dangling chad, swinging chad as well as pierced, pimpled, and pregnant chad. Are there other varieties I have missed?
And am I the only one who thinks that pimpled Chad should be in high school with the other spotty teenagers, and not picking our next president?

And how did Chad get pregnant, anyway? Is he involved in some kind of government experiment?

Here is a good article from CNN.com which tells you more than you ever wanted to know about Chad and his friends:

http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/12/chad.derivation/index.html

Naw, couldn’t be - the government of Chad has enough trouble with keeping its own people fed. No way they could be messing around with a US election.

Unless they’re part of the UN and have black helicopters …

Joel Achenbach wrote a hilarious satire on chad in the washingtonpost.com:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10561-2000Nov13.html

Bet you didn’t know the plural is chad (just like shad).