We all know ol’ Senator Biden is one gaffe-prone motherfucker. So what are the odds that Biden perpetrates a gaffe so hardcore that it actually kills Obama somehow?
Say they are touring a nuclear facility and–“Oh no Senator Biden!”–he tries to flush the toilet and hits the “immediate meltdown” button instead?
Or what if he speaks Persian in a speech about Iran only to accidentally say the most offensive and provocative thing possible, thus causing Iran to start WWIII?
Do you think the odds of Biden gaffiing Obama to death are greater before or after the election? (Before: more time together. After: gaffes can have bigger consequences.)
Thanks for your input SDMB!
In case you haven’t caught on yet, this is a parody thread.
No matter how much you think that the SDMB and your little cadre of Obama rally-attending dumbfucks are representative of America at large, there are lots of people that like McCain and Palin and want them elected. We know you think these people are stupid (there’s the reply button so you can say so yourself). McCain and Palin are trying to get elected by appealing to these people (the ones you don’t like). These people like Palin for the most part despite the fact that she’s probably never even been to a single Obama rally or cried over the future of our country after listening to Obama read a teleprompter like nobody’s business.
So, McCain’s not going to ask her to resign, she’s not dropping out, she’s not going to fail to show up at the debate, yadda yadda etc. ad infinitum. The world doesn’t work that way. Just because Palin says or did or believes something you don’t agree with doesn’t mean her chances are over and she should just hang it up. They aren’t running for you. (They aren’t running for me, either, but that won’t stop this tread filling up with people who treat me like a McCain/Palin defender. Watch. This paranthetical won’t stop them.)
No one cares what you think Palin should do. These threads are annoying. (And yes, I AM the decider of which threads are annoying, thankyouverymuch.)