I sincerely hope I didn’t offend anybody with the above.
Anybody up for a game of Super Mario Fart?
Rome: Tonal War - Earn money to upgrade your stereo system and drown out your Italian roommate’s euro-punk.
Moopoly: Control the cows, control the world.
World of Wartcraft: Compete to design the ugliest possible orc.
Easy Honey – Win by buying up all the bordellos and cornering the market in a red-light district!
Malaga: formations of bees repeatedly attack the Costa del Sol.
The Secret of Honkey Island: the secret is, everybody’s white. But maybe you guessed that.
Gland Theft Auto: rise through the ranks of an illegal organ-trafficking operation.
I’m offended that you put the games in the wrong chronological order. 
Muzzle Pirates – On the kid-friendly server, play mini-games to use draft animals for processing agricultural products, making sure the animals don’t eat any. On the 18&up server, use ponygirls instead.
The Amazing Face – Around-the-world reality competition to give locals the best makeover.
Malia – In this message board game, try to figure out which player is the President’s daughter.
Avalon Hill’s Kingfaker: Try to trick your opponents into thinking you’re the real winner of the Wars of the Roses.
Apples, O Apples: Where one of you gets to judge who wrote the best sonnet about fruit.
Banko: The dice game that only 1% of you can win!
Failout: New Vegas: As a freshman in a recently renovated UNLV dorm, attempt to balance your classwork against the temptations and excesses of Sin City.
That’s what we do after completing our first structure in World of Barcraft.
Gank - Go to the respawn point of your opponent’s Tank and rack up the score by attacking him from behind!
Bugger Time - The Chefs are using hot dogs and pickles and other nasty phallic things to make a sandwich out of you…you better have lots of pepper!
Dorm - make it back to your room past the forces of last night’s party hell, and the sequels
Quack and Helen - lighter and fluffier, and co-ed versions.
Zombies: Last Night on Hearth
A group of humans sets of their defenses close to a fireplace to mount their final stand against legions of undead.
Glue: Mr. Boddy’s prized vase was broken but whodunit? And in which room? And what brand of epoxy did they use to try to hide the crime?
ETA: Oh, and above “of” = “up”. :smack:
Winecraft: Harvest grapes by punching vines, then dig your own wine cellar!
Dorm Wander through endless corridors, trying to avoid the undead freaks and hairy mutants who shamble from room to room.
Nobody seems to give a toss about board games, so:
Trivial Fursuit: Answer questions about animal characters, and (in the elite round) actual animals!
The Game of Wife: Get married. Make all the right decisions - job, house, etc. - and she’ll stick around.
Manopoly: Female gender-role version of The Game of Wife.
Chetes and Ladders: Shows kids the values of dishonesty and ambition.
Glue: Who stuck whom to the wall? With Elmers? Krazy? Gorilla?
Rusk: Nations compete for slices of staled garlic toast.
Except for Karen Lingel, AClockworkMelon, Zebra, JSexton, Duke, and Me, (among whom already did Clue, Monopoly, and Life) but I guess that counts for nobody…
Grand Theft Auto: Nice City
Drive around a sandbox-style town at high speed, stopping to help old ladies cross the road and volunteer in homeless shelters.
Baldur’s Gale
Battle orcs, goblins, frost giants and dragons in really high winds.
I would wipe everyone in this game. I would be flush with excitement to play.