A few years ago, I read a neat article about a contest where college students were to take a brand name – any brand name – and change, add, or take away one single letter to form a new brand. A short blurb must be given.
Example:
Car and Drivel - Monthly magazine featuring automotive nonsense.
Preparation I - To cure the swelling of an enlarged ego.
Anyway, that’s it. Let’s see what you all have got. 
Coca Colt - A white powdery stallion
Zerox - Copy cats
Macrosoft: The largest packages, worldwide
Feesecups: You don’t even want to know
John Beere: You’re favorite tractors now with built in six pack cooler
Poop Tarts - Start your day off with a laxative filled pastry treat.
Purger King – You only rent our sandwiches!
Fritos Porn Chips - Now in a Big GrabAss size
Wifesavers: It’s the edible wedding ring
Pudwiesers: The gay alcoholic’s choice
Batorade: When you’re all alone and need that extra bit of energy
Land O’ Jakes Butter - Come taste the best that milking a male turkey can offer. Now available in Whipped or Salted.
Rotz Crackers - Everything tastes on a Rotz.
Shredded What - We’re not sure what it is but we expect you to eat it for breakfast.
Bugger King - we put the meat between your baps
Orable - we make databases that make you suffer
Home Despot - you will do it our way
Burger Kong - The incredible edible primate
This is great! Keep 'em coming!
Straight Hope - Cecil’s last-ditch effort before ignorance completely takes over.
Layboy - Preferred periodical of Michael Jackson.
Haagen-Ditz - No one ever said ice cream made you smarter.
Bed Bull - the energy drink for your libido
Ladyboy Recliners - That female nude is not all she seems to be
Bed, Bath, and Beyonce - Noiw that is what I call a good night in.
Cack in the box - Freshly packed for your delight.
In/Out Bugger - when Bugger King just doesn’t hit the spot.
Seers - We know what you want.
Pizza Hun - You call, the Horde delivers.
Barby’s - Roast beef sammiches that come in physically impossible dimensions.
Bust Buy - Leave your wallet at the door, please.
– locally there is a Mediteranian restaurant that has hommos dip on its menu, to go with that there could be …
Subgays, Safegays, The Good Gays, and The Homo Improvement Center.
Starfucks - if you want something hot and fresh
Worner Bros. - Producing the same tired moves year after year.
General Eclectic - Innovating for the weirder side of life.
Dodged - Sidestepping sensible carmaking for over 50 years.
Barnes & Nubile - People don’t come here for the books you know.
Amerika Online - In my country, internet surfs you