Here’s how it works.
Poster submits a really bad brand name for something…
Poosuck coffee.
Next poster comes up with a really bad slogan for it…
Drink Poosuck coffee, go toilet fast.
and then comes up with a new product brand name.
Mods feel free to close this thread at your leasure. I know you don’t want too many game threads. But I figured there aren’t that many so one will be ok
so…
Cropsmell cornflakes
Cropsmell cornflakes - “They’re Gr-r-r-r-r-ross!”
Dingleberry Doughnuts
Cropsmell Cornflakes…Wake up with the aroma of Iowa
Simon Says Action figures
Simon Says Action figures - with rigid body parts. (warning, may cause death or brain damage if touched)
Piss Cola.
Piss Cola- Goes in one end, out the other, without changing a bit!
Chalky Croutons
Dingleberry Donuts - Mmmmm brown crunchy bits - Now In Ass Flavor.
Piss Cola - Easier on your kidneys, since we’ve already run it through once!
Phlegm Phranks
Phlegm Phranks - Just like mom used to hork.
Hershey’s Underwear
Hershey’s Underwear - Wear 'em as long as you like with no embarrassing skidmarks.
Fuck-its
Fuck-its™ - World’s best conversation stopper.
Bling Bling Surprise™
Fuck-its - When there’s nothing in the house to eat and the dog is jealously guarding it’s bowl.
Bling Bling Surprise - Bling bling mixed with popcorn, almonds and coated in caramel. A broken tooth in every bite!
Party Poopers
Party Poopers- Breaking up gatherings since 2003!
Yeasty Curds
Yeasty Curds–they’re the life of the panty!
Ron Jeremy O’s
Ron Jeremy O’s - Each one used as a cock ring by the Jizzmaster hisself!
Bitch Crackers
Bitch Crackers - You crumble them up, they slap you back!
Chicks Ahoy! cookies.
Chicks Ahoy! cookies - Packs more seamen into every bite.
Honey Bunches of Goats
Honey Bunches of Goats - you’ll go maa-aaa-aaa-aaad for them!
Lorena Bobbitt Hot Dogs
Lorena Bobbit Hotdogs, don’t buy another brand or we’ll cut yours off!
Poonut butter…
Poonut Butter: The Kopi Luwak of Peanut Butter!
Cream of Pete…
Cream of Pete, the corn not only adds texture, it’s good for you!
Slut Jemimah Pancakes…
Slut Jemimah Pancakes - betcha can’t eat the “ho” thing!
Dreyer’s Mice Cream