Hungry Hungry Hippys (yeah, the plural isn’t correct, but deal with it) - Players compete to get each player’s hippy to consume as many chips as possible to stave off the weed munchies.
Mimecraft: Complete to see who is the most annoying Mime alive.
Guitar Zero: Do you have what it takes to be the worst guitar player ever?
Going a bit more afield…
Foolball - What idiot’s got the ball now? You think it’s that guy? Nope, I’ve got it! Hah!
Basteball - The ball stays nice and moist, so long as you cover it in juices regularly.
Socker - No cleats, no shoes, no boots, but certainly not barefoot.
Following up on Tengu…
Basebawl - People whining about how they’re paid not enough millions to hit a ball with a stick.
Ruggy - A quintessentially English game of carrying around rolled-up carpets.
Crickety - A quintessentially English game of complaining about the middle class’s younger generation.
Medieval Total Ware: Yup, now the only units and buildings you can build are Merchants and Markets.
You win.
Medieval Total Oar (rowing game.)
Medieval Total Ear (monophonic chanting music game.)
Medieval Total Car (Think Fred flintstone)
Medieval Total Yar (Vikings)
Medieval Total Par
Medieval Total Rar (I accidentally the entire continent - is this bad?)
Medieval Total Bar (Drinking game.)
That sounds like the main tavern at every Ren Faire.
Anyone a fan of Duck Cunt?
OK, so I make unwarranted assumptions and don’t read carefully. :dubious:
This thread has me periodically checking the GOG.com catalogue to see if anything jumps out at me.
Space Rangers 2: Dominators –> Space Bangers 2: Dominators (also best played in private)
Earthworm Sim
Jagger Alliance
That reminds me of this Louis C.K. clip (NSFW, naturally).
Hall Life: 50% more halls than Half Life.
Half Wife: You become a demented serial killer.
Since The Celebrity Death Pool 2011 thread was right under this one:
The Celebrity Death Fool 2011–Which celebrity will shoot themselves in the foot bad enough to kill their career? This year, Charlie Sheen is the obvious winner, with Herman Kane running a close second.**