Lawn Stars: Rick, The Old Man, and the rest of the gang go into the landscaping biz…and yell at kids who trespass on their turf.
Lonesome Dave- one former Texas ranger decides to move to a remote area of Montana alone and he never makes any friends or acquires any neighbors.
The Walking Head- a giant head with feet is doomed to wander the earth in search of personal happiness.
Mad Hen- the story of a furious chicken and her exploits in the workplace and her personal life.
The Codfather– A man goes to great lengths to keep his fishing empire intact.
The Punk Panther - Clouseau tracks down an international jewel thief who’s also a fan of the Sex Pistols.
Porklandia: Mocumentary about a hipster pig commune.
The Big Bong Theory–The children of That 70’s Show are now living in their parents’ basement and still doing “the round table” bit.
Honk: The story of a genius investigator with OCD, who cannot hear his own echo.
The Walking Head: Prequel to Zardoz.
Oklahomo!: Prequel to Brokeback Mountain.
RAS*H: The spread of poison ivy in 1950s Korea.
Ali in the Family: Tension rises when a black heavyweight boxer marries the daughter of a white middle-aged racist.
Real Window-A wheelchair bound photographer discovers why his air conditioned apartment isn’t staying cool.
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Bad Goys**-2 unorthodox Hebrew Detectives team up to solve cases in 1943 Berlin-with hilarious action packed results!
A Beautiful Mint- Mr. Wrigley’s life takes a nightmarish turn.
**O Brothel, Where art Thou? ** Three Depression era fugitives from a chain gang team up to find the legendary Little Warby Gals Bordello.
These suck, but, it’s all I got.
Apologies if some of these have been done and I missed them…
How I Pet Your Mother - Because it’s time you knew these things!
Smellville - Something’s rotten… and it’s ain’t in Denmark!
Happy Gays - Are they gay or are they happy? Yes!
Pork & Mindy - One Jewish woman’s obsession with forbidden meat!
The Big Child - Jenny knew from the ultrasound that she wasn’t having triplets, but you couldn’t tell by the size of her belly!
Slight cheat here:
Spoogebob Sparepants - For the bukkake crowd…
Olivion: the lost weekends of Miss DeHaviland.
Mister Chef– Drawing on the success of the pilot movie They Call Me Mister Chef, This series follows the adventures of a chef(duh) who uses his culinary skills to solve crimes. Lots of food related puns ensue.
In the Heat of the Fight–Sidney Poitier as a prize fighter.
They Call Me Mister Ribbs–Sidney Poitier, retired from prize fighting, opens a soul food restaurant.
Rocks–Sylvester Stallone consults several doctors to find out why he talks like he’s got stones in his mouth.
Icon Man– A cocky billionaire fights crime while dressed anan ancient Russian saint.
Betman– A costumed bookie roams the night striking fear in the hearts of those who owe him money. Lots of head BIFFing and kneecap THWACKing.
Spyfall - Having been chasing villains for 60 years, James Bond’s new equipment is a LifeAlert button in case he breaks his hip and can’t get up.
Octopissy- Bond gets slapped with a paternity lawsuit from an angry Nadya Suleman.
Licence to Kilt - Sean Connery finally gets to admit that his Bond was Scottish.