Sometimes quality beats quantity!
Fry the Beloved Country
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
How many of you are waiting for somebody else to do something with The Mighty Ducks?
The . . . Tighty Ducks?
Close!
A Beautiful Mink
Remains of the Lay
Cocky
Annie Ball
So many possibilities … I’ll go with this;
*
A new extreme sport which utilizes a curly haired little orphan girl.*
Enema of the People
Thankfully, there was no review of this movie at press time.
Citizen Kant - the rise and fall of the last major German philosopher of the Enlightenment.
Blame Runner
Back to the Suture - A failed sugeon goes back in time to re-enroll in medical school
Blazing Paddles
Planes of the Apes
Raiders of the Lost Arm
Crease
The Right Snuff
The Princess Bribe
Good Night, and Good Fuck
The Whitey Duckkks?
May I sneak in an apostrophe since I have a Southern accent?
Brokeback Mountin’
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Dead Man Wanking
The Green Milk
Ferris Bueller’s Lay Off
The Lion Kink
Sad Max
Taterworld
Night Club
Pink Floyd: The Mall
The Empire Strokes Back
Deep Threat
Private Pants
The Nigger Movie
28 Lays Later
One Fine Gay
All That Jizz
Chicken Gun
The Truth About Cars and Dogs
Like Wafer for Chocolate
Massage in a Bottle
Pee Season
White Men Can’t Dump
The Thin Red Wine
Lipo and Stitch
Bring John Malkovich
Prude and Prejudice
Babette’s Yeast
The Out-of-Downers
My Wife as a Dog
Sluts of Beverly Hills
…and one TV show:
Growing Up Zotti
*Snakes on a Plant
Couch of Evil
Lawn of the Dead
White Teat
Tight Club* (Presumably about the Drones]
…but most of all:
Seven.
Twilight of the Cockranches, of course.
And Bugger My Neighbour.
The Sith Sense: I see dead Jedi.
What’s Eating Gilbert Rape.
Goyz n the Hood
12 Donkeys
The Spanish Poisoner
Lord of the Fries
On the Bench
Woman Holiday
Sons and Losers
History of the World, Fart I
Hannah and her Fisters