Schrodinger’s Act?
I’m not dead, I feel happy!!
Schrodinger’s angel?
This is just the break her career needs!
The five stages of a Hollywood career.
Who is Tanya Roberts?
Get me Tanya Roberts!
Get me a Tanya Roberts type.
Get me a young Tanya Roberts.
Tanya Roberts faked her death in a poorly-thought out publicity ploy.*
.
*not really, but it makes the joke work
It appears she is dead. Again.
Oh weIll.
I guess Blue Oyster Cult doesn’t need to write a sequel to Joan Crawford after all.
RIP, Tanya - I remember you well from Playboy.
Sorry, but I fell for this once already.
You think it will take this time?
RIP, Tanya. Again.
You only live twice, I guess.
RIP Tanya…
(Paraphrasing Spamalot’s He’s not dead yet)
[Wack to the head noise]
…
“Well now she’s dead
You whacked her on the head
Sure, now she’s dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now she’s really dead…
Who is the knave who put her in her grave
And who needs to manage his anger?” 
Better change the thread title. Again.
She’s not only merely dead.
She’s really most sincerely dead.
Not that I’m calling her a witch or anything.
Would it be appropriate to say she’s the new Abe Vigoda?
No, she was in that other movie.
Briefly.
Title updated (again).
Oh, that Midge–always confused.
I’ll believe Tanya Roberts has died when you pry me from her cold, dead fingers.